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One dude that i lived with last semester was such a fuckwit, 35 years old, overweight, undergraduate at university living in a sharehouse and bumming money off his mum. i hope im not like that when im 35. when he first rocked up, he asked if it was okay if we shared our dishes, i said okay thinking that he had a bunch of his own shit that i could use. no, he had nothing and would just use all of my shit and leave it dirty, ALWAYS. i warned him, telling him to wash up after himself then got all agressive when i told him not to use my stuff at all saying shit like "what? im supposed to buy my own plates or something!?"... well, yeah dickhead. he never told anyone that he had fucking horrible tinea so everyone in the house got it from the shower floor. he took over my TV like it was his and watched every shitty medical drama with the volume way up every night. but would complain about the TV being too loud at about 3pm he also complained at the amount that me and the other roommates talked while eating dinner. then worst of all he would bring this morbidly obese single mother over and they would fuck in his room so fucking loud. the mental picture right now makes me sick. he would close all the windows and doors so the house smelt like stale fat people sex and putrefied vagina. in the end we all moved out and left him in the house alone, took all of our shit (almost everything in the house). i went back one week later to pick up a few things and he hadnt washed or cleaned shit and the house had rats in it. it seriously resembled a crackhouse.

i am really thinking about relocating to another country, i am a Canadian Citizen through birthplace so i can move there without to many hassles in about 4 years time. that way i will be a fully qualified teacher, will have paid my bank loan back so they dont send assassins out looking for me, and then i will move so i never have to pay my student fees ever! fuck yeah!

this thread reminds me of that fucking crap kiera knightly film "domino". god that was a piece of crap, it was like watching an MTV commerial for one and a half hours.

buck fucsh, is that acrylic or oil?

dude, foul and demoralizing are the best adjectives for beer shits, oh how i dread them.

anyone trying to leave fallujah had to show passports and shit to make it past us troops on the city limits. anyone without the money or connections to hook that up were slaughtered.

Chuck Norris appeared in the movie Pearl Harbor in a cameo role as a palm tree. An ass-kicking, fire-breathing palm tree. Most of his scenes were cut, due to time and credibility restraints, since nobody could believe that Chuck could be within 500 yards of Ben Affleck without doing him serious bodily harm.

happy new years, i spent most of my night in someones apartment waiting for other people who wanted to get coke. but then my girl and i ditched them and went and saw a friend DJ, he was tres bien, but my night was tres crap.

i didn't really care, i got a couple goodies, and hung out with my brother who i hadnt seen in 3 years. and watched my niece and nephew go absolutely mental when santa brought them bikes.

yeah dumb girls have always been there, being dumb and primadonna-ish but then again i think most other dudes are absolute fuckwits as well. i don't see the gender specificity in hipster retardedness. espescially since the "metrosexual" shit came about. its like these fucking spineless retards run around gloating about their superior hygiene or something. why the fuck would you even call youreslf a metrosexual, if you like to put gel in your hair whoopdee-fucking-doo. does that somehow differentiate you from other heterosexuals? or are you scared shitless that someone will think that you are gay? fuck i hate those fucking idiots.

$200 and a cd voucher. i bought my parents the city of god soundtrack and i have been listening to that on their stereo, it is sooo dope... samba/funk.

i like vegan food, but i really cant be fucked to limit my diet liek that, also i really cant afford to buy designer non gmo aminal product free food.

yeah sabe, that is basically what i was thinking. i just wish that there was a foolproof way though, hahaha. whatever though, the last 2 watercolour ones are banging.

RMER, that first one made me pee my pants.

These are all sooo dope everyone, i will try to get some loaded up soon... A strange question here, but i have a chance to get a job doing life modelling in my art school to first year classes. It is a very professional deal, the money is so good and it really doesnt take much time out of my week. The only problem that i have is the potential of getting wood in front of a room full of people, has anyone here done life modelling before or know anything about how to prepare?

So is that girl in the Myspace thread really your girlfriend? Quoted post [/b] thankfully no, my girlfriend's picture is not circulating on 12oz. haha.

fuck, i knew that teflon was fucked. my old roommates cooked with it all the time. i am just fine with my stainless steel kitchen set.

martin eder is dope. ricky swallow, contemporary wood sculptor, wierd and rad. iMan sculpture rick swallow made a miniature of somone doing a skeme piece.

2 of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of all time.

here in aussieland its all about prawns, beer, bbq's, and lounging in the pool on chrismas day. its so fucking hot here right now...

is perspectivising a word?

more martin eder

it is a real moral dilemma when you have a full box of cereal no milk and no cash, you start trying to find subsitute liquids uugh not good.

meateater, if people who don't abide by "our rules and regulations" should be deported then i guess all writers should be kicked out. your idea of indigenous australians is ridiculous as well, you dont think that maybe the 200+ years of institutionslised racism against australia's first inhabitants contributes to the continuing state of extreme poverty facing a disproprtionate number of indigenous people?

martin eder, watercolour.