Dr. Dazzle

I saw an ad for The Hills Have Eyes, and I was finally given the confirmation that Hollywood officially has no more ideas at all...

I never see it the way you do, Smart. Proceed.

Why would you change the title of this thread? Now I just look like I'm talking about nonsense...

Despite having the worst name in history, THE ARCTIC MONKEYS are the latest band to hit it big in the UK. They were recently voted Best Band by NME, despite their debut album coming out only 1 month ago (which seems a bit excessive to me). Anyway, I just wanted to make this thread now because chances are in a few months all you hipster doofuses will be in love with them, and I can link to this page and tell you that I was all on this before you were and rub it in your faces. I can also take this opportunity to say that they are very good friend's with my cousin. I have met all of them except for the bass player. They seemed alright, but I remember everyone used to make fun of the singer because he thought he was such hot shit because he was in a band that was actually playing shows (my cousin's band Johnny Danger, played one show, I think, and then disbanded), and yeah, he was pretty full of himself. They weren't the Arctic Monkeys then, they had some equally gay name that I can't remember. This is their website, you can hear a couple of their songs in the video section. Despite the terrible name I think they're alright, though they sound like a Northern version/ripoff of the Libertines in my humble opinion.

That was uncalled for...

Ahem... http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...&hl=post+++city

Autistic doesn't mean you can't play basketball...

What a bunch of losers!

My girlfriend and mum both convinced me to read this. Good book, gives a really good insight in to how the mind of someone with autism works. My mum works with autistic kids every single day. She's told me some ricockulous stories. She's just started doing respite care for a little Chinese kid with autism. He can't speak English and communicates by a series of grunts and groans. He's fucking awesome.

SLIPPED MY MIND!

I'm not really a Canadian but oh well... The Hip or Blue Rodeo? - Blue Rodeo. I saw them live with my mum once because my dad was in the hospital. I hate and always will hate the Hip. Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? - 1889 style Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. - Fucking Rick. I have made a solemn oath to my friend's that if I ever see him in person, no matter what the situation, that I will punch him in the face. Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? - Never. Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! - Disgraceful. Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. - Kokanee. Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. - Mike McDonald is the only funny Canadian comedian. Where's his show?? Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup? - Extra milk with extra Processed Cheese Mix. Native art or the Group of Seven? - Native art all the way. Terrence or Phillip? - Both. Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? - Summer of '69 'till I die. Corner Gas or Beachcombers? - Corner Gas is the worst show on television. Trailer park Boys or Fubar? - Fubar! Hometown heroes! Geese or Grizzlies? - Can't fuck with a bear. Maple syrup or brown sugar? -Maple Syrup. On sausages! Lacrosse or hockey? -Lacrosse. Hockey is boring as hell. Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? - Avril is the better of two ugmos. Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? - Marty McFly! Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? -Pamela Anderson. ice fishing or ice skating? - I can't do either...

The first guy's looks like it's about to snap in half...

Horse the Band are better.

Rummy's house!

FEAR OF THE DARK!

Hahaha what a guy...

You're all forgetting that my boy Big Steve Massive is in charge now. Some slant-eyed commie trying to play by his own rules? Nigga don't play that. Darkies, too. And fags, you're all next.

You give out far too much information in your posts...

Thank you, sir...

TT Boy Ink Lunatic Earmuffs Ese Effyoo Sarahyoulose A bunch of locals that haven't posted in like 3 years. Hopefully I can meet a lot more this summer. Any Euros have a couch they can lend me?

What about the whole AGX (?) / PCI Plus deal? The guy at the store said he needed to know which one it was...

Sooo what kind of video card is in it? Quoted post [/b] Ahem...

Mmmmmm Rachel McAdams...

Sooo what kind of video card is in it?

Who's the dude in the middle?