Dr. Dazzle

Condoms are pretty much a one-way ticket to flacid-ville. At least for me, anyway.

A black widow will pretty much kill you on the spot. This thing is just a glorified daddy longlegs.... Seriously, this is the kind why I refuse to go to hot places. Way too much shit that can kill you....

I've never, and will never, understand the attraction to fucking somebody in the ass. And as for being fucked up there, just the thought makes me cringe...

I don't care about nor watch football at all, but I must say that was quite an exciting game, at least the last 10 minutes or so that I saw was...

That Red Dawn movie looks awesome....

Those are called "hardcore kids"...

I really shouldn't laugh but damn...

What on earth is going on with that first guy's bulge?

^^^ Hahahaha!

What the shit is Oldboy?

I've seen this. I think my favourite parts are the split-second images of the actual video game interspliced at completely random, meaningless times. This would be the worst movie ever if it wasn't so entertainingly bad.

Oh man I have to see this!

Personally I think laughing at the mentally or physically disabled is pretty much the most horrible shit you can do. Making a entire movie about it is just.....incredible. Who possibly thought this was a good idea?

Why oh why does EVERY Asian chick deem it fit to throw up the peace sign every time a camera comes within 15 feet of them? PS - Your girlfriend has nice boobs.

Wetting your pants over Can2 is sooo 5 years ago. He's still quite good, though...

Call me motherfucker. And check your email.

Such gayness all round...

Hey bum boy are you stopping here on your way back?

Dude! 12oz! 4LYFE!

I'd also like to chime in and say that Strongbow is the shit...

Cowboys?

Why, did you have sex with Gliks? I'm so funny soimetimes...

Oh, I'm not debating that at all...

The thing about the Mars Volta is that they are not the kind of band where you can listen to one song and make a decision on them. They aren't an "emo" band, they are an art-fag band, and a lot of people don't get it, and thus don't like them. To really appreciate them, you have to listen to their whole albums from start to finish, which means you need like a whole hour to just chill out and focus on the music. Their albums are stories. They aren't "singles" albums, and they aren't full of songs about random subjects. For example, the first album is about a man called Cerpin Taxt who overdoses on drugs and is in a coma, goes through a whole coma-odyssey-type-deal, and then at the end has to make the decision whether to die or stay alive. So you can't just base your opinion of them because they don't play straightforward music, or conversely, because every other hipster doofus likes them and you want to be cool. It's like Pink Floyd's The Wall. You can't listen to one song on that, and you can't listen to the whole album without seeing the movie....

^^^ Hahahaha beat me to it!