Dr. Dazzle

That guy just can't hold his alcohol. Oh, and nice carpet...

Panorama is better, but I say this only because my girlfriend's parents own a condo there, not because I know anything about skiing or snowboarding. This is seriously the exact view from their balcony. I love it there...

Trucks are stupid period.

Slobodan Milosevic just died, let's respect him because he's dead too! And Hitler while were at it!

Tough Love should be all over this one... Burn in hell.

I can't remember which Superman movie it is, but there's a part where some psycho bitch villian gets stuck in her own evil device type thing and turns in to an android or something. Yeah that scared the bejeesus out of me...

This isn't the "Who Would You Never Ever Have Sex With You Fucking Virgin Dweebs" thread, it's the "Who Do You Not Find Attractive" thread...

The Uncle John books are a godsend...

Hostel sucked absolute fucking balls. How could you possibly have thought that movie was any good?

"There's no earthly way of knowing...."

I'm not attracted to them in the slightest...

Oh my god cheerleaders are teh lamez...

People seriously play this?

Amen. That godsend got me through my schooling...

Yes <!--QuoteBegin-GEEB@Mar 9 2006, 12:00 AM Quoted post And yes. And I can't find a picture of it, but that librarian ghost at the beginning of Ghostbusters scared me something proper. 20 years later and I honestly don't think I have ever been able to watch that scene...

I don't get math at all. Or sciences. I was much more of a English and Social Studies guy. But even I know what 10% of something is...

Isn't she fat now?

I'm going to go watch Crash again just so I don't completely forget what a good movie looks like...

So I (somehow) got conned in to seeing this movie, and I have to say it's probably one of the top 5 worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen some shit in my time. I don't even know where to begin. The absolutely terrible acting ("V....w-what's that sound?""It's the wind Six...just the wind"), the terrible plot where they didn't explain ANYTHING (I didn't even realize they were vampires until 3/4 in to the film), or the cheesy fight scenes that didn't start until about 30 seconds of Milla Jovovich looking pouty and pissed off in slow motion. My absolute favourite part of the movie was when she was fighting the Chinese guys (who the fuck were they anyway??), and there was like a 3 minute sequence of reflections in everyone's glasses, eg. Chinese guy #1 is reflected in Milla Jovovich's glasses, and then she's reflected in Chinese guy #2's glasses, who's reflected in Chinese guy #3's glasses, etc, etc. It's just awful. I recommend seeing it just to see how horribly bad it is, but take Mam's advice and go stoned, or drunk, anything that will make you laugh at how bad it is rather than want to kill yourself like I did...

Ride the Lightning is the best Metallica album in my humble opinion...

Pardon me?

Unless you're Jewish, why would you get the first one? And if you took the radio from At the Drive-In, well, getting band tattoos is just stupid. I suggest getting a picture of my face on your ass. I can send you a promo shot if you would like. If not, "Dr. Dazzle" in some futuristic font will also suffice...

I would hardly call Stella "indulging"...

Good stuff. Is this a newish phenomenon? I don't think I've ever seen UK freights before...

My girlfriend was driving in the mountains on Wednesday when we went around this corner in the shade, hit a patch of black ice, span 360 degrees in to the other lane, and slammed in to a snowbank, which prevented us from dropping over a 30 foot cliff. It was awesome...