Dr. Dazzle

12OZ INSTITUTION.

We have Dairy Queen's all over Canada... Just as an update, I didn't get salmonella. But I doo have to take a massive poo this morning.

OK, I'm going to bed now, and I can already feel that shit rumbling in my stomach. This could be a long night...

OK, I went in to this expecting it to be this uber-gorey, faux-snuff film. There was even people in the theater buying tickets talking about how horrible this movie is. Everybody has made it out like this is the goriest film ever. Well it's not. It sucked. Big time. It's no more gorey than your typical lame teenage horror flick. The only thing that made it even worth watching was all the super hot girls and tit shots. Other than that, yet another total let down. I'm so glad I don't pay to see movies anymore...

It was like +10 earlier. Now it's cold and blizzardeyeyey...

It's funny because, like, they're the only place that's open that late, and they must get so much business. We were waiting in line at the drive-thru for like, half an hour, there were that many cars. I really don't understand why nobody else stays open, there's plenty of foreigners to work those hours. Actually it's not funny at all...

And I'm 99% sure I'm going to get salmonella from this shit. Have any of you actually looked at these things? It's enough to put me off food forever. The end.

So if all this shit is true, why isn't this documentary all over the news? Should I email this to the UN?

Did that guy seriously say they have to be good because they got to number 1?

I think Paul Martin fucked up big time saying he'd ban hand guns. I mean, you just lost like a guaranteed few thousand votes right there. It's not the registered owners who are the problem, it's the illegal users, and this legislation is just going to increase the illegal trade of guns. Dumbest move he's made so far, easily.

Chyeaaaaaah duuuuuuuuuuuuude! Vote NDP, they'd legalize it anyway.

And that's the end of that chapter...

Hahahaha you should see my hat...

I bought Bone Thugs' CD. It was 1995, people....

I see hot female figure skaters on a daily basis. I also see blatantly confused male figure skaters also...

Guns N Roses - Use Your Illusion 1 and 2

As a Zamboni driver, I see first hand the intenseness and win-at-all-costs seamy underbelly of the glamour that is figure skating... But yeah it's pretty silly.

What in the fuck is Linux?

That movie creeped me out, and I'm a very hard guy to creep out. It was probably becuase I was walking down dark alleyways all the way home, but I got a little freaked. Wasn't there some Russian movie that was supposed to be coming out that was pretty good? Night or something like that?

I personally find myself in somewhat of a dilemma. I'm a staunch NDP supporter, but I always feel that, in a sense, voting for them is a wasted vote (not true, of course, since the NDP are gaining more and more support every election). Now do I vote for my principles with NDP, or do I vote for the Liberals just to ensure that they don't lose to the Conservatives? Sure, people are pissed off with the Liberals, but I don't think people realize how different this country will be with Canada's answer to the Republicans in charge... Of course, these are my thoughts, and I hardly claim to be some kind of expert on the matter. Discuss.

So this needless election is in 2 weeks. Who's everybody voting for? If you say Conservative I'll petition Raven to ban you.

Navy Taco Bell t-shirt Black Reebok soccer shorts Perry Ellis socks I'm I the only one who changes in to "house clothes" once I get home? I just can't sprawl on the couch in a pair of jeans...

Good show. I think it's slightly more funny than the Daily Show. That show seems to have gotten more and more serious...

Denny's is the only place I've ever dined and dashed...

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