Dr. Dazzle

Tips from the master. PS - Nice sig hahaha.....

It's not me is it?

I would say cocaine is more popular with white kids nowadays. At least here anyway.....

Crack is really big where I live. A friend of mine that I've known since elementary just got sentenced to three years for robbing a gas station WITH A SWORD. Needless to say what his motivation was.....

I remember like a year ago, I was ddicted to this game. I got to level 10 once......have never achieved such a feat since....

A bad fallout with the only girl I've ever been in love with. She was my best friend too but shit got nasty and I haven't talked to her in years. I don't even know what happened to her.....could be dead for all I know. I guess that's my only regret. I'd like to be able to tell her I'm sorry for being a total asshole.... Eeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmooooooooooo.....

I used to be addicted to Curveball a while back.....

Food TV host aaaand Charity Softball promotor?

Agreed.

Purveyor of fine wines......for another week anyway.

^^^ Hahaha....I bet she's a demon in the sack.

What in the jesus is this monstrosity??

There are some funny motherfuckers on this board.......

Heavy's been going at that all week long..... Me next! Me next!

It's like looking in a mirror......

Hmmm....the name should have probably clued you in ;)

I'm so good at mouse-art..... http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v342/DanAwesome/sarahyoulose.jpg'> SARAH YOU LOSE.

This thread has been officially one-upped...... Brilliant.

Hhahahahaha.....nice one :) Oh and Poop Master General, nice work on the mapleleaf. I think you're the only perosn in history to actually make it look right.....

Re: Re: First Porn Movie who were you with? My friend Jeff who's video was it and where were you? I believe he stole it from his friends dad. This shit was oldschool. Like, BETA old school..... how old were you? 12 were you nervous? Not in the slightest. Giddily excited more like was it meaningful? Hahaha...I'm not entirely sure. It had this bizarre plot line in which I think the guy was an ambassador to Europe or something. He got his penis bitten off while some girl was providing fellacio while they were driving and got in to an accident. Then he got like some artificial penis. Or something. I have no idea. This was a long time ago. first impression? I like porn.

Top thread!

^^^ BattleBeasts were so fucking cool......

Meh.....I'm OK I guess. I've packed a lot of weight on this past year or so, though.....

Bingo. And bingo.....

You could always doodle the ones I requested.....lazy ass ;)