Dr. Dazzle

I'm at work. I am bored. Bored bored bored. Dum dee dum dee doo......

Thast last one is fucking ridiculous!

A Belgian guy came in to the liquor store I used to work in one day and asked me if we had any Belgian beer. I said all we had was Stella, he made a weird face and called it piss water. I guess Stella is the Belgian equivalent of Fosters, piss water that those who don't know drink up thinking they're being classy......

There can only be one.....

Yeah....she didn't. Looks like another night with my favourite group of-nerds....

I start my new job on Monday. Ice maintenance at a yuppie country club. I get to drive a Zamboni.....every Canadians dream. Uh yeah I just finished eating dinner. Oriental Chicken Salad. Now I'm waiting to see if my grilfreind finished her paper so I can seduce her. That's about it. You are officially up to speed....

I used to get up every Sunday morning to watch WWF. Back in the Shawn Michaels, Rick "The Model" Martel, Legion of Doom, Natural Disasters days.... Oh shit remember when Nailz fucked up Big Boss Man? That was EPIC.....

Kind of useless unless you're writing about capitalist libertarianism....

Did gooch make those shirts?

That piece of crap always crashed and froze on me. So I said "goodbye, soulseek". Really.....

^^^ Hahaha....I bet she's a demon in the sack.

What in the jesus is this monstrosity??

There are some funny motherfuckers on this board.......

Heavy's been going at that all week long..... Me next! Me next!

It's like looking in a mirror......

Hmmm....the name should have probably clued you in ;)

I'm so good at mouse-art..... http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v342/DanAwesome/sarahyoulose.jpg'> SARAH YOU LOSE.

This thread has been officially one-upped...... Brilliant.

Hhahahahaha.....nice one :) Oh and Poop Master General, nice work on the mapleleaf. I think you're the only perosn in history to actually make it look right.....

Re: Re: First Porn Movie who were you with? My friend Jeff who's video was it and where were you? I believe he stole it from his friends dad. This shit was oldschool. Like, BETA old school..... how old were you? 12 were you nervous? Not in the slightest. Giddily excited more like was it meaningful? Hahaha...I'm not entirely sure. It had this bizarre plot line in which I think the guy was an ambassador to Europe or something. He got his penis bitten off while some girl was providing fellacio while they were driving and got in to an accident. Then he got like some artificial penis. Or something. I have no idea. This was a long time ago. first impression? I like porn.

Top thread!

^^^ BattleBeasts were so fucking cool......

Meh.....I'm OK I guess. I've packed a lot of weight on this past year or so, though.....

Bingo. And bingo.....