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But imagine the experience and connections you'll make... (Furious jacking off hand motion)

Seeing some one else step in the same shit.

Y'all wanna hear a funny story? Check this out. So I have my InstaGram account linked through my personal cell number. This is the same cell number that's also linked to my business. So when people find me on line and contact me, then save my number into their phone, my Insta profile is recommended to them based on their contacts. That's right 12oz. These people that are contacting me and possibly contemplating allowing me into their homes and around their children, are greated with crazy drug dealer and 90s gangster rap steez. I can super impose a graph of my business over a chart of my IG posting and watch the exact moment when business starts to tank. I need to fix this shit like yesterday

I'm pretty sure there were 36 murderers in my old neighborhood.

I love this so much. I'd be showing this to dudes that you see after the weekend hunting trip that are always like "man I didn't even see any deer." Oh for real? Check this out! They just walk up to me! Lol

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Bro he came through here on a tear when he got banned from Facebook a few months ago.

I have them hanging in my master bath right now. Luckily the weather is being pretty favorable to where I just throw the window open all night and the temps inside drop nice and low and the natural humidity is pretty good right now. Not gonna get my full 10 day dry in. Maybe they will be ready to bag up tonight. The best possible way to dry I think would be to have a small room that you can control the environment in. Add a tent big enough to hang all of your plants and then circulate the climate controlled air from the room into the tent and let the air from the tent exchange into the room and reaclimate. I don't really have a dedicated area to roll that kind of set up right now.

Which reminds me, I should start threatening violence against people that don't pick up their dog shit out of my yard. That's the worst way to start the day is sliding through some dog shit before getting in the van to go to work.

I especially like the comment left by the school shooter reject that can't wait til they turn 18 and can start drilling MFs legally.

Haha. Nextdoor is lit. I saw a post about some creepy looking weirdo stalking the neighborhood and casing people's homes. Some one else was like "that's my kid and he is just trying to make some money for college by cutting peoples grass." Lol. How embarrassing for everyone involved.

Plants are hangin to dry right now. This is quite literally my least favorite part of the whole process. You can get plants to bounce back quick while growing them, but there is no bounce back in the drying and curing process. A simple miscalculation or fuck up in environment can leave you with a pile of dust or a bag full of mildewy smelling trash.

The mods were big mad bro. It felt like some one just got done roasting them and dropped the mic on 'you probably didn't smell good as a baby' right before I posted my question.

It's the subtle addition of the thin blue line for me 😂

Holy shit. I knew I was on to something. Fuck you Reddit.

What if chimpanzee babies smell like bananas? You don't know. That would be dangerous for the babies though. That would be like making elephants smell like freshly roasted peanuts. Those babies are as good as dead.

That's so counter intuitive. You can't make babies smell like delicious foods. The whole point is not to eat them, I'm pretty sure. I think it's a natural response to make the offspring both cute and not smell like a perfectly seasoned meal but to smell pleasant enough to not cast aside.

Don't go to Reddit with your questions. Those fucking haters and non thinkers will just call you retarded and shit. Hella not woke.

@LUGRlol. That old man knows exactly how good that baby smells. It's getting to the point where I'm wondering if baby powder isn't made out of ground up white newborns.

So my fully realized question was something like this; Babies are born and elicit cute responses from adults. Large eyes, big smiles, laughs, clumsy. I think it has been discovered that across all species, this was built in so that the adults of the species and parents of the offspring don't murder and eat the new born. I've been around for quite a few white baby child births and fresh out the pussy these little creatures smell good like baby powder. It's the weirdest thing. For days they smell like this. I don't ever remember any of the black babies in my family smelling like that. So I started to wonder if black babies smelled different to black people perhaps even on a spectrum that white people can't smell... Sound far fetched? Maybe. But there is also light spectrums that exist that humans can't see, so maybe not so far fetched. And this was the basis of my question. Do white babies smell better to white people in order to keep our lizard brains from taking over and murdering our offspring. It wouldnt be necessary for black babies to smell good to white people in this far fetched scenario. Hence the question, do white babies smell better than Black babies.

Okay. So my actual question was incredibly nuanced but me being the inflammatory asshole that I am boiled the question down to it's most simplistic base and used that as my headline for the post. The headline was 'Do white babies smell better than Black babies?'

Be careful. I got banned from the sub reddit 'no stupid questions' on my first question. The mods sent me a message literally asking if I was retarded or not.

Always been envious of living in a community where not everyone has to own a car.