mr.yuck

I just went to the grocery store and bananas are on E. Lettuce is on E. Not sure if lettuce is from Cali and we are just catching the wrath of all their floods.

Did Ron Desantis just fuck up produce for the east coast?

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Haha. Bro this old man is a menace. He must be stopped.

Senior moment straight confused

Lol. Learning.

Back on track dude

Hahaha. @SchnitzelLikely story. I was just looking at her jeans cuz I thought they'd look better on you baby!

Choose death by snusnu

This was the earth audibly groaning when it heard we were gonna save the day by getting rid of plastic straws.

And say tootle-oo to

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Laying in bed trying to stay off my foot after stepping on a nail the other day.

Sloppier than Rebecca Blue

Holy shit. Oh my god. Not being able to escape a thing is pretty high on the list. I was watching some history program and I don't know if it was the English or the French or the Spanish but one of these middle age barbarians had some sort of sewage ditches under their buildings or what ever. They would just throw people down there. It was pitch black and super tight. Pissy and shitty. Fuck that nonsense.

Oh I'm scared of heights. It used to just be open heights but now it's even in scissor lifts and cherry pickers. They always feel like they are gonna tip over.

Yo. You think they were fixin to carve that fool up and serve him up to customers?

The Glong The Bonck Vote for your favorite

Blunt lit, I'm barbequed

Grab pussy, get sued

Make a hasty escape

@NightmareOnElmStreetthat 185 is the plan for my phone my wife's phone and some tablet that I lost several years ago. I been scared to try and cancel that $10 a month tablet and these fools try and hit me with some okey doke contractual horseshit that makes my bill go up by another $75.

With a hard rake