El Mamerro

What the hell kind of review quote says "Feel the Fear"? Isn't that the slogan?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The sad thing is tha there's enough people out there who seriously dig this shit to warrant these women getting those operations. That shit can't be cheap, either. I can't even concieve how the hell the skin can stretch so much. Also, what the fuck are they filled with? It can't be saline solution. That shit would be stupid heavy.

Re: Any room for "doubt"? The flash should leave a sharp shadow behind her left boob. It's too diffused to be real. Very fucking good job though.

Hey, if Phillip Seymour Hoffman made it...

Re: do you believe in time travel "We may regard the present state of the universe as the effect of its past and the cause of its future. An intellect which at a certain moment would know all forces that set nature in motion, and all positions of all items of which nature is composed, if this intellect were also vast enough to submit these data to analysis, it would embrace in a single formula the movements of the greatest bodies of the universe and those of the tiniest atom; for such an intellect nothing would be uncertain and the future just like the past would be present before its eyes."

http://misers.org/pictures/SomethingAwful/20050920-lol/

^Which is why Magnolia ruled.

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka is indeed, fucking great.

That last scene when the Emperor finally speaks is one of the funniest moments in cinema.

I wouldn't say there was MORE advertisement back then, but it was definitely just as pervasive as it is today. The difference is that there's more MEDIUMS today than back then, so the illusion of it being more pervasive is stronger. When you have no TV and no radio, simply having ads in all the newspapers is quite pervasive.

True story: Chicken nuggets gave me tiny manboobs in high school. I still love them. Chicken nuggets, that is. Not manboobs.

I've had so much work this month I haven't made any plans. So for now, I get off work at noon, I'll probably go buy myself a huge tent and go camp out in the south of PR. There's all sorts of crazy drunken boat partying going on this weekend all over the place. I'm just gonna hitch a ride with whoever takes me.

Before there was a Chupacabra, there was THE GARADIABLO!!

Re: Beefeater...... Hint: Firefox

U2, many songs, but the standouts would have to be "Gone" and "Heartland". µ-Ziq, "Goodbye, Goodbye" Soda Stereo, "En la Ciudad de la Furia (Unplugged)"

And with that...

Nope.

Jess Moondragon: Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh? Ron Burgundy: [laughs] She's a giving lady! Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Ron Burgundy: Mother Nature, she is. Jess Moondragon: She didn't even bother to put on makeup! [they laugh] Jess Moondragon: You know, I - I'd deeply like to take her and... make love to her. Ron Burgundy: Mm! She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature. Jess Moondragon: Yeah. Still, to... feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and... my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt... you get my drift, friend? Ron Burgundy: Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors. Jess Moondragon: I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and... wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok... Ron Burgundy: All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable. Jess Moondragon: Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I... Mother Nature does that to me. Wonk.

That's "The Way Things Go" by Peter Fischli & David Weiss. Completely bitten by the award-winning Honda commercial whose creators completely failed to give credit where credit was due.

In spanish, you have to use two exclamation points, the first one being inverted. It looks just like an "i" (¡). So when I see that on spanglish mode, it looks like a call to action. "¡Put the AK47 in AK47tion!" And I get really excited. Cause I really wanna do it. I wanna put the AK47 in AK47tion.

Screwing?