what will your epitaph read....

i was riding my bike to get a gram of weed and i was thinking if cops shot me for doing marker tags what would my gravestone say on it........so you know since were graffiti people when some kids are getting fucked up in the semetary we want our grave to have the dopest epithaph so what will yours say?

mine will say

"I Died From This Thread."

This thread is garbage.

is this thread gay? lol i dont usually go on channel zero so i dont know

ok this is gay i thought you guys liked this kind of stuff or something.... sorry about that.......note to self be more clever when making threads on channel zero

nah lol dont worry its pretty cool, im so stoaked over how you spell semetary, drives me up the wall....weed is bad for you, i wont die from graffiti...

dont worry, its not gay.

whats so great about naming the one concert you wish you saw though? compared to this its about even in my book....anyway my epitaph will read "this nigga had a huge dick"....lol

that would be funny though, to walk through the graveyard and see some funny shit...oh well

gram?

the fuck...people walking around with mini digital scales an shit?

mine would read

"the only thing in life i regret is not kicking jennifer in the crotch after she kicked me in the nuts in fourth grade.."

hahah lolol that is funny....i dont think your family members and relatives would visit your grave though, dont you want to be a better person, well thats my 2cents, and your right this thread isnt any diff then a concert naming one, we just dont talk about police shootings and mary-jane in channel zero

im still trying to figure out what he's saying, so many grammatical errors..and i have been drinking.

"screw that..my headstone would be a giant finger going into an even gianter vagina...made out of jade

and the epitph would read..

sometimes you just shouldnt smell your finger after sex with a ho"

I just picked up a gram and my car died on me twice.I need to sell this bitch to Victory Auto for $100 soon.I need a new ride.

Anyways Im not even going to have an epitaph because Im gonna get cremated.

lol dope, do i really talk that fucked up..i mean i know i do...but how fucked up is the question??anyway boston wins again

actually, on the subject of what happens to you after your dead. i have no clue about my epitaph. but....at my funeral, i want to be stuffed, like taxidermist stuffed, and at my funeral i want to be standing near the entrance, with a recorder in one hand that repeats every once in a while" welcome to my funeral, would you like a mint?" then, in my other hand, have a basket full of mints for people to take. then, atleast people will remember me for giving them mints and having nice breath.

how about "Finally resting in peace"

edit: it will also say, "this nigga chimps, probably is going to be reincarnated into a twig"

smoking weed will make you eternally uncool.

my epitaph wil be "the better you look, the more you see."

hahahaha

i always thought that "Would rather have been cremated" would be pretty rad.

i can say that yours would probably say something like "this wuss got shot for doing marker tags,,,,,,i sure was a fag"

i will steal royals and say "died heroicly saving his family from a sinking battleship"

"Don't look at me, I'm on acid.""

"i ended up fuckin her in the ass, highschool was funny"

"there goes one angry, angry young lady"

"he killed lots of puppies,,,,,,we salute you"

Originally posted by onesecondple@Nov 20 2004, 12:07 PM

"i ended up fuckin her in the ass, highschool was funny"

Quoted post

now that is a classic

mine might say something about herpes or something, ill prolly catch those too...