Evil Dee Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 A warning now, the photo at the end can be very disturbing to some people. Read on at your own risk. :yuck: I don't know if this is real. It's possibly the worst written news story i've ever seen. Please Read This Before looking at Image This rather shocking photo was snapped in November 16th by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Pennslavania State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift." He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonising pain. Para-medics arrived and applied anaethesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an " explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realised the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend. This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilised with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully". To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stich the rectal passage(which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fibre low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence. CBS news spoke to his wife and asked if she thought he would resume his power lifting career. " Not if I have anything to say about it, would you like to risk something like that again" We agreed!! CBS news http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/954341/1762658/22108531.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 :seeming lack of reply: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Who is that mahfucka... some kinda iron pumping Maya The Bee, nice socks, your asshole's falling out mister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 holy shit, ha if thats real, its amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 "Do these pants make my asshole look big?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 SouthWesternBell >> always there for you when you need us.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 High school loser thinks lifting is what it's all about, can't stop squatting cause his sphincter dropped right the fuck out... grossin out college girls askin if they wanna hang out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Mylanta helps me when I'm at the gym ~~ "I'm not afraid of doing squats anymore, THANKS Mylanta" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT "Do these pants make my asshole look big?" HHAAHaHAHAHHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 hahaha.... "try to relax, don't force it.... " -- famous last words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Next time on When Animals Attack "....next thing I know.... well yep..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 ATTN: All employees must wash hands before returning to work. how bout this one.... DANGER: Please keep limbs and orifices inside the bus at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Fifty nine cent seven layer burritos at Taco Bell, run for the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ikueism Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 daaaaaaamm ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEEHEEHEE Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 I LOVE SEEING THAT SHIT. NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 OOFH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 fawk! I just woke up and that picture still isn't all that flattering.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 yeah...just woke up to and took the warning i scrolled through fast :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 picture looks fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 :eek: :eek: :eek: he has a NICE ass:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 :spent: eeeeeeeeeeeeeewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 ^^^ u know u like it;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/700.jpg'> "ahhh drugzzzzzzzz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz technic Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Who is that mahfucka... some kinda iron pumping Maya The Bee, nice socks, your asshole's falling out mister. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest shit ive heard all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 23, 2003 Share Posted March 23, 2003 imagine you were on a date, and you went to go pick some heavy object up. Trying to be all buff and pumped plus you got those tight pants on cuz your dressed to impress. So you try and then your ass falls apart, your dates all like, whoa. think she'd still go out with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 definatly not but... i'd ask her if she could help me clean all this shit up off the floor:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 there is no smiley that even comes close to what im feeling right now. This is the first time in years ive come close to losing my stomach. good posthttp://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 hey buttface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 24, 2003 Share Posted March 24, 2003 dude can now win farting compotions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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