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Weight lifter drops a load.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Evil Dee, Mar 23, 2003.

  1. Evil Dee

    Evil Dee Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 1,234 Likes Received: 1
    A warning now, the photo at the end can be very disturbing to some people. Read on at your own risk.
    :yuck:
    I don't know if this is real. It's possibly the worst written news story i've ever seen.


    Please Read This Before looking at Image
    This rather shocking photo was snapped in November 16th by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Pennslavania State.
    The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
    He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing
    pain and then not being able to move from the squat position.
    He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand
    caused him overwhelming agonising pain.
    Para-medics arrived and applied anaethesia on the spot and carried him
    to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an " explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel".
    Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter.
    The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately
    sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident.
    This spotter promptly fainted when he realised the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
    This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to
    how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the
    squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience.
    The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but
    remained immobilised with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to
    ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs
    retracted successfully".
    To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stich the rectal passage(which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was
    put on a low fibre low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any
    possibility of a recurrence.
    CBS news spoke to his wife and asked if she thought he would resume his
    power lifting career.
    " Not if I have anything to say about it, would you like to risk something
    like that again" We agreed!!
    CBS news

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  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    :seeming lack of reply:
     
  3. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Who is that mahfucka... some kinda iron pumping Maya The Bee, nice socks, your asshole's falling out mister.
     
  4. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    holy shit, ha
    if thats real, its amazing
     
  5. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    "Do these pants make my asshole look big?"
     
  6. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    SouthWesternBell >> always there for you when you need us....
     
  7. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    High school loser thinks lifting is what it's all about, can't stop squatting cause his sphincter dropped right the fuck out... grossin out college girls askin if they wanna hang out!!
     
  8. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Mylanta helps me when I'm at the gym ~~ "I'm not afraid of doing squats anymore, THANKS Mylanta"
     
  9. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest


    HHAAHaHAHAHHA!!!
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    hahaha....

    "try to relax, don't force it.... " -- famous last words.
     
  11. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Next time on When Animals Attack "....next thing I know.... well yep..."

     
  12. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    ATTN: All employees must wash hands before returning to work.


    how bout this one....

    DANGER: Please keep limbs and orifices inside the bus at all times.
     
  13. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Fifty nine cent seven layer burritos at Taco Bell, run for the border.
     
  14. ikueism

    ikueism Guest

  15. TEEHEEHEE

    TEEHEEHEE Member

    Joined: Jul 10, 2002 Messages: 761 Likes Received: 0
    I LOVE SEEING THAT SHIT.


    NOT
     
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