Abracadabra Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 in 8 hours time i'm a free motherfuckin man! i will throw off the shackles of corporate slavery and rise from the ashes of my pathetic 9-5 existance like the phoenix....and then get DRUNK! retirement will be sweet. i'd like to thank my binge drinking, love of travel and total unwavering lack of motivation for this day. i'll miss the paid sick leave....but that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 congrats early retirement? how did you pull that off what do ya do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 i work for an insurance company. my retirement is only temporary, but if i never have to argue with another hospital administrator over money again i'll be a happy man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 how the helld you manage that? i need income without working.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 congrats matey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Get travelling again then!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 i'll be on a plane in t-minus 9 days and counting BOP reunion san francisco 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck1 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 how old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Originally posted by Wreck1@Jan 16 2006, 09:29 AM how old are you? Quoted post 15 and a half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 you should celebrate your retirement in puerto rico. tu sabe que quiere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck1 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 you must have a fat 401k jefe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 fatalist: if you'd given me more warning i may have been able to factor it into my trip, but you didn't, so i can't. so PR misses out on the whirlwind of stupidity and chaos that is Mr. ABC and it's all your fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 san francisco is black out capital usa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 and by that I mean the blacks all moved out to Oakland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 well that answers all my questions about oakland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 :lol: lollering @ mackfatsoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 10 days 10 days!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 9 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 just because you live in the future... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 yes. i ride hoverboards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 can you microwave dehydrated food so that it turns into a 20lb fresh roasted turkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MEROJUANA Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Jan 15 2006, 07:07 PM san francisco is black out capital usa. Quoted post AND BY BLACK OUT HE MEANS HOMO. MERO GEEEEE MLBTEAMSTA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Hey, let me know when you're planning to get here and all that. I'll tell you where all the straight bars are... Mack, did you hear how Gavin Newsom is buying the homeless folks who aren't from here one-way Greyhound tickets home? No joke... And Mero, that all depends on what part of town you're in. The best one- during Fleet Week the Navy guys would be walking to the Castro (the gay side of town) on Monday in sailor uniforms and then walking back on Friday...hmm. You gotta wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 congratulations...you made it through.... now walk out and tell everyone to fuck off as you go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Come to Canada. Now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Jan 15 2006, 11:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Jan 15 2006, 11:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mackfatsoe@Jan 15 2006, 07:07 PM san francisco is black out capital usa. Quoted post AND BY BLACK OUT HE MEANS HOMO. Quoted post [/b] If you have to travel, you can tell where the gays are by this "gay-radar"....I've nicknamed it "The.. ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 i'm wearing shorts and black socks and fuck you cos i don't have to work today or ever again (until my $$$ runs out). HORRA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Jan 15 2006, 03:24 PM i'll be on a plane in t-minus 9 days and counting BOP reunion san francisco 2006 Quoted post hm. i live a hop jump and a skip away from sf. hit a ninja up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 youll be just in time to see what the sex is at my next appointment. hooray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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