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The Shitty Roomate Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by hotshot, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. hotshot

    hotshot New Jack

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 71 Likes Received: 0
    I dont know if any of you have been through this, but it really sucks. There is nothing like having to live with fuckfaces you dont even know. Ive been to a few different cities in my time, and it seems that there is always a downfall when it comes to roomates you dont know.There always seems to be some asshole who has to make you crazy, and want to kill them. Has anyone been through this before? If you have, i know how you feel! Let me know.;)
     
  2. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    i could write at least 50 paragraphs on this topic
     
  3. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    my roomie pissed on the futon yesterday behind the pillows on it.

    then she proceeded to vomit on our bed sheets and then pee on it.

    mind you she is a cat.

    the culprit:
    [​IMG]
     
  4. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    a roomate that cute would be easy to forgive
     
  5. hotshot

    hotshot New Jack

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 71 Likes Received: 0
    YEAH! My new roomates got a 4 foot iguana!. you ever smelled a weeks worth of lizard shit!? Fuckin kill me!! The shit is painfull!
     
  6. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    i live with two lesbians.not butch lesbo's more of the lipstick lesbians. but they hate men and there ways. so everything i do becomes a argument.from leavin a glass in my room too eating somethin. if they werent girls i would of been whipped both there asses. sometimes will go days without talking. i cant wait to get the fuck out of here. BUT on the weekends when all there homegirls come over and the only dude maybe one more in the crib...it has its perks.. :)
     
  7. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    she is adorable. she would hide in the tub (the pic) and act all sucidal. then we talk to her and she would be talking back at us. more like yelling at us for getting mad at her.
     
  8. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    yeah ... like you (of all people) have the nerve to get mad at her


    hahahah ... cute ++
     
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    dont get me started!

    well other than being a social and emotional leech,
    she's not that bad. Except for when it comes to taking
    your gatdang dishes out of the TV room on a daily basis.
     
  10. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    what's worse than moving in with people you don't know and having them suck is moving in with good friends and have them turn out to be terrible roommates. ugh.
     
  11. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    my roomate was a good friend of mine but he was shitty, drinkin at 11am, throwin up in the room and mess, having tons of people in the room all the time, shitty.....
     
  12. imported_YEAHMANWORD

    imported_YEAHMANWORD Member

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 985 Likes Received: 0
    totally feelin this. you really don't learn the fucking real quirky shit about people til youre living with them.

    i loved the people i live with last year. now i see how horribly gay they are.
     
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    I have three roommates.

    One roommate, the one I share my quarters with is a good dude. We get along well basically are into the same shit. Both "musicians" etc.

    Another roommate is the messiest fuck I've ever met. Shit falls, he looks at it and lets it sit there. Spills shit, lets it sit. Drawers, empty... floors covered.

    The third roommate isn't bad either, a fellow writer. Kinda keeps to himself like I do.

    All in all not really a bad situation.
     
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    My roomie isnt actuallythat bad... but there's 3 things she CAS NEVER DO!

    she never closes cubbord doors all the way
    she never puts sliverware away
    she never thorws out old magazines.

    asides from that it's not bad.
     
  15. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    My roommates right now are cool, except for the emo-fag one that likes to blast the opening theme from Sex and the City really loud for some reason.


    This January I was homeless for about 3 weeks and responding to random apartment ads. The only one I could find within my budget was with these 3 random indian dudes. I knew things were bad when they hadn't given me a key within a week, but were bitching at me for coming home too late when I had to knock to get in, even though they were routinely awake much later than I was.

    One night I came back from the bars and one of them said, "The electric bill was really high this month. I think its because you're coming home late at night and letting all the heat out." I had never moved more than a small portion of my clothes into that place or signed a lease. I just left. Sometime I might go back and round up the 4-5 shirts I had there when they aren't home, but I doubt it. Fuck them.
     
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