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telemarketers, ect..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pfffffffffft, Mar 30, 2006.

  1. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 671
    when telemarketers call most people get mad and hang up..

    i try to keep them on the phone as long as possible talking about shit they arnt tring to sell me, im the one asking all the questions, where they are, what the weather is like, if they have a boyfriend, if they have myspace, shit like that..


    i just called the cable company for high speed internet and talked to this chic about her 3 kids and other random stuff like which clubs she likes to go to and how people act in clubs....

    i love the ones that dont speak good english


    good fun with strangers on the phone..
     
  2. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    I'm in the hang up club
     
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    The mother in law had a conversation like this once:

    Telemarketer: Hello, is Mrs. _____ there?
    Mother in law: Yes, speaking. Is this the funeral home? [fake sobbing]
    Telemarketer: Excuse me?
    Mother in law: You're with the funeral home, right? [sobbing] When are you going to come remove the body?
    Telemarketer: Uhh, ma'am ..
    Mother in law: [sobbing] Ohhh, it smells so bad!
    Telemarketer: <click>
     
  4. tsuifuku

    tsuifuku Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2005 Messages: 204 Likes Received: 0
    I've had good fun with telemarketers. The best ones are the ones calling from political parties when its around election time.
    They always say "Remember to vote for _________" and i ask if hes going to send me hookers if i vote for him.
    It probably sounds funnier on the phone.
     
  5. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Poop, you get along with your mother in law?
     
  6. AlwaysBombin

    AlwaysBombin Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2003 Messages: 1,090 Likes Received: 0
    If he does he'd be the first man ever...me and my futrue mother in law have wished death upon eachother pretty much from day one
     
  7. CALIgula

    CALIgula Moderator Crew

    Joined: Mar 1, 2004 Messages: 36,278 Likes Received: 1,197
    just as fun.....go to a pay phone at like 3 in the morning and dial random 1-800 numbers....some are companies that will answer....you can have nice long conversations....sometimes 1-800 numbers (or 1-888 numbers) will get you people's houses....theyll wake up all sleepy and shit.....dont ask me why i used to do this....i was bored....i shoulda went bombing instead....but im lazy..
     
  8. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    One of many: I explain that the person they're trying to reach is deaf. Than when they're talking I tell them to hold on because the person they're calling is asking questions. Questions like "does it cure herpes?" or "I'm lonely, will it get me laid?" Than I apologize because I'm paid to speak for him, than I descibe how I abuse said deaf person because I'm his voice in the world but don't tell anybody because I might lose my job. You get the idea...
     
  9. EGO31

    EGO31 Banned

    Joined: Mar 17, 2006 Messages: 287 Likes Received: 0
    last time one called i just put on a retarded voice and answered questions my uncle just leaves them on the phone for an hour or so then hangs up. i'm gonna try and sell them something next time like religion!
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    even poop's mother in law kicks ass.
     
  11. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    Most of those calls are recordings.
     
  12. skirmfirm

    skirmfirm Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 19, 2005 Messages: 2,812 Likes Received: 12
    im a telemarketer .

    dont hate, its just our jobs.
     
  13. NightOwl

    NightOwl Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2005 Messages: 587 Likes Received: 0
    i used to do lots of drugs and run the scams over phones.. i got a lot of the " the bbb says youre not legit "
    i dont care!!!

    but that myspace question is classic.. i've actually got a 411 operator to stay on for a long time.. puttin the mack down
    sounded cute..
     
  14. "inkie"

    "inkie" Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Messages: 1,393 Likes Received: 6
    telemarketers are so much fun, i talked to this guy for about an hour one time and got him thinking i was gonna buy his product and then i said "do you wanna talk to my dad?" he groaned and hung up
     
  15. knkr

    knkr Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2002 Messages: 424 Likes Received: 0
    i hate [email protected]
    !
    fuckin dogs...

    "hello sir, can i make you curry and papadums"

    FUCK OFF MATE


    I am politically incorrect to piss you off... NA
     
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