el barto Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 go here to find out http://www.technicalvirgin.com/ it looks lame but read it, its fucking halarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 20, 2002 Author Share Posted May 20, 2002 http://www.haven.org/~hauman/InfinityDog/technicalvirgin/images/07_male.jpg'> MARK G., Atomic City, ID When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 20, 2002 Author Share Posted May 20, 2002 http://www.haven.org/~hauman/InfinityDog/technicalvirgin/images/03_female.jpg'> KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D. I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can't afford to raise a kid right now, and I'm way too young to get married. That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat pussy than get preganant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 :lol: Print this pledge and sign it. Print extra copies for your friends and ask them to sign it, too. Then enjoy your new life of sexual fulfillment free of the risk of pregnancy! I believe that vaginal heterosexual intercourse and its accompanying possible consequences of pregnancy should be postponed until marriage or college, whichever comes first. However: I believe that orgasms are an important part of a healthy and balanced life. I believe that masturbation should be encouraged among males and females of all ages, both by manual methods and with the use of vibrators, dildos and other such devices. I believe that sharing orgasms with others, via manual, oral, and anal sex between consenting partners, whether of my same sex or the opposite sex (providing proper safety techniques are utilized) is a moral and desirable activity for myself and my peers. I will encourage others to join me in my beliefs and activities. Signed: NOT ME MOTHERFUCKER ~:crazy:PuKEY wtf????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 i still cant figure out whether or not thats for real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 http://brokenschool.com/foad/g13.jpg'> this girl is a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by pukey1 :lol: Print this pledge and sign it. Print extra copies for your friends and ask them to sign it, too. Then enjoy your new life of sexual fulfillment free of the risk of pregnancy! I believe that vaginal heterosexual intercourse and its accompanying possible consequences of pregnancy should be postponed until marriage or college, whichever comes first. However: I believe that orgasms are an important part of a healthy and balanced life. I believe that masturbation should be encouraged among males and females of all ages, both by manual methods and with the use of vibrators, dildos and other such devices. I believe that sharing orgasms with others, via manual, oral, and anal sex between consenting partners, whether of my same sex or the opposite sex (providing proper safety techniques are utilized) is a moral and desirable activity for myself and my peers. I will encourage others to join me in my beliefs and activities. Signed: NOT ME MOTHERFUCKER ~:crazy:PuKEY wtf????????? I love hte part about college or marriage...which ever comes first...hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 how in the world did you stumble on that bart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 21, 2002 Author Share Posted May 21, 2002 a friend in high places with access to everything. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 Originally posted by el barto KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D. I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can't afford to raise a kid right now, and I'm way too young to get married. That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat pussy than get preganant! hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 i have been with a technical virgin. It was almost worth it to call her a dumb bitch though I wouldn't have gotten to put it in the poop chute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 21, 2002 Share Posted May 21, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 do they still have the commercials? that shit was ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pvg/1-4phos.jpg'> Get tested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. dude, this dude is fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DMX Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 http://dadmxdoghouse.hypermart.net/tour8.gif'> fuck a technical virgin dun i was gettin booty at age ten word life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Originally posted by Armenhammer JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. ja rule- any of his songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pvg/12-1stir.jpg'> Mixing your feces with salt actually makes it able to be consumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pvg/12-1stir.jpg'> Mixing your feces with salt actually makes it able to be consumed. it wasnt etible before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPS Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Originally posted by el barto http://www.haven.org/~hauman/InfinityDog/technicalvirgin/images/07_male.jpg'> MARK G., Atomic City, ID When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus! does he take that thing off at night? CAPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl-lies Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 ok, i have seen two threads with this dmx mother fucker and i want him banned. stop being idiots, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school! Way to get in the "IN" crowd. ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 I just played the commercials. Play them it is worth it. I have to go piss now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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