DETO Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 <span style='color:pink'>It's a conversion of double-D proportions. Canada's larger-than-life export, Pamela Anderson, successfully became a U.S. citizen on Wednesday, according to her attorney Barbara Federman. The buxom babe from British Columbia did "fabulous" on a 10-question citizenship test (typical queries include such brain busters as "What are the colors of the flag? and "What is the White House?") and an interview with immigration officials. She was then sworn in at a private ceremony in Los Angeles. Pammy pledged allegiance to the stars and stripes because "I felt it was important to become a U.S. citizen in order to vote in the United States." But maple-leaf lovers can take heart: Anderson, 36, who moved to California in 1989, was not be required to renounce her Canadian citizenship as part of the deal. "I have no intention of giving up my citizenship in Canada and am very proud to be a Canadian." Of course, the U.S. of A has done Pam pretty good, eh? First came the Playboy covers and a role as the Tool Time Girl on Home Improvement. Then she cemented her place in pop-culture consciousness as C.J. Parker on Baywatch. More recently she starred in V.I.P. and Scary Movie 3 and has given voice (and shape) to Spike TV's animated series Stripperella. Anderson is currently a columnist for Jane and Canadian Elle magazines, a host of her own satellite radio show and an activist raising awareness for issues such as battered women and animal cruelty. She's also launched a new fashion line of "fun, sexy" duds and is penning two novels for Atria books; the first From the Waist Up is due out in 2004. Anderson's had less luck with men, including Scott Baio, Bret Michaels, Kelly Slater and Marcus Schenkenberg. Her marriage to Mötley Crüe hubby Tommy Lee resulted in divorce, two kids and a case of hepatitis C--which she claims was contracted from Lee. Still, when her engagement to Kid Rock went bust last year, she reportedly went back to Lee. Maybe she should have tried a Canadian fella? In any case, Anderson is set to become the latest Canuck to switch sides in the age of NAFTA. In recent years, other north-of-the-border stars have become U.S. citizens, including Michael J. Fox and Jeopardy smartypants Alex Trebek. [[>>Link<<]]</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 m: dude m: what m: dude m: what m: hey m: due m: failed m: . d: nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 14, 2004 Author Share Posted May 14, 2004 Makros, you don't say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 So basically... Canada is slowly sending all of their retards over here eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 [*]i'm :krunk: [*]suburban bars are full of sluits [*]i suck at golden tee [*]i won tickets to mf doom/talib [*]i ate too much seafood dip [/list=a] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 we dont care, she was from the island anyways ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 doesn't she have HEP-C or somthing? you can have her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 as far as I'm concerned you canadians can have that silicone filled slut back, you can have new boyfriend kid rock too if you want him because we sure don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 It doesnt matter if she is US or CAN, ill still put it in her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 you can keep her....enjoy! just make sure to get your shots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars So basically... Canada is slowly sending all of their retards over here eh? i wouldnt call alex trebek a retard. and i dont know where they got their summary of the naturalization test from, because from everything i've heard, the thing is hard as fuck. i'm willing to bet that 75% of native citizens would fail it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 this story interests me so little that i even refrained from reading it when i saw it on cnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by seeking i wouldnt call alex trebek a retard. and i dont know where they got their summary of the naturalization test from, because from everything i've heard, the thing is hard as fuck. i'm willing to bet that 75% of native citizens would fail it. stupit indians <187 refrence> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Am I the only one who finds Pam Anderson ugly as sin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 eh i like pam anderson. edit. there are so many other retards that i dont like. like beyonce. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by non-hetero Am I the only one who finds Pam Anderson ugly as sin? nope...I don't like her either...throw in the fact that she is a dumb slut with Hep C...and I really don't care for her. Dear Canada... Please take back your slut. Sincerely, Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 yeah right.... America.... where dye-job, fake-tittied, airhead sluts aren't welcome. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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