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Sorry Kilo(and the rest of you Canucks), She Now Belongs To Us!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, May 14, 2004.

  1. DETO

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    Sorry Kilo(and the rest of you Canucks), She Now Belongs To Us!

    Discussion started by DETO - May 14, 2004

    <span style='color:pink'>It's a conversion of double-D proportions.

    Canada's larger-than-life export, Pamela Anderson, successfully became a U.S. citizen on Wednesday, according to her attorney Barbara Federman.

    The buxom babe from British Columbia did "fabulous" on a 10-question citizenship test (typical queries include such brain busters as "What are the colors of the flag? and "What is the White House?") and an interview with immigration officials. She was then sworn in at a private ceremony in Los Angeles.

    Pammy pledged allegiance to the stars and stripes because "I felt it was important to become a U.S. citizen in order to vote in the United States."

    But maple-leaf lovers can take heart: Anderson, 36, who moved to California in 1989, was not be required to renounce her Canadian citizenship as part of the deal. "I have no intention of giving up my citizenship in Canada and am very proud to be a Canadian."

    Of course, the U.S. of A has done Pam pretty good, eh?

    First came the Playboy covers and a role as the Tool Time Girl on Home Improvement. Then she cemented her place in pop-culture consciousness as C.J. Parker on Baywatch.

    More recently she starred in V.I.P. and Scary Movie 3 and has given voice (and shape) to Spike TV's animated series Stripperella. Anderson is currently a columnist for Jane and Canadian Elle magazines, a host of her own satellite radio show and an activist raising awareness for issues such as battered women and animal cruelty.

    She's also launched a new fashion line of "fun, sexy" duds and is penning two novels for Atria books; the first From the Waist Up is due out in 2004.

    Anderson's had less luck with men, including Scott Baio, Bret Michaels, Kelly Slater and Marcus Schenkenberg. Her marriage to Mötley Crüe hubby Tommy Lee resulted in divorce, two kids and a case of hepatitis C--which she claims was contracted from Lee. Still, when her engagement to Kid Rock went bust last year, she reportedly went back to Lee.

    Maybe she should have tried a Canadian fella?

    In any case, Anderson is set to become the latest Canuck to switch sides in the age of NAFTA. In recent years, other north-of-the-border stars have become U.S. citizens, including Michael J. Fox and Jeopardy smartypants Alex Trebek.

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  2. Kr430n5_666

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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied May 14, 2004

    m: dude
    m: what
    m: dude
    m: what
    m: hey
    m: due
    m: failed
    m: .
    d: nevermind
     
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  3. DETO

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    DETO - Replied May 14, 2004

    Makros, you don't say!
     
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  4. iloveboxcars

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    iloveboxcars - Replied May 14, 2004

    So basically... Canada is slowly sending all of their retards over here eh?
     
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    • i'm :krunk:
    • suburban bars are full of sluits
    • i suck at golden tee
    • i won tickets to mf doom/talib
    • i ate too much seafood dip
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    T.T Boy - Replied May 14, 2004

    we dont care, she was from the island anyways ;)
     
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    Ski Mask - Replied May 14, 2004

    doesn't she have HEP-C or somthing? you can have her.
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied May 14, 2004

    as far as I'm concerned you canadians can have that silicone filled slut back, you can have new boyfriend kid rock too if you want him because we sure don't.
     
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  9. krie

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    It doesnt matter if she is US or CAN, ill still put it in her...
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied May 14, 2004

    you can keep her....enjoy!

    just make sure to get your shots!
     
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  11. seeking

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    seeking - Replied May 14, 2004

    i wouldnt call alex trebek a retard.

    and i dont know where they got their summary of the naturalization test from, because from everything i've heard, the thing is hard as fuck.
    i'm willing to bet that 75% of native citizens would fail it.
     
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    adderall - Replied May 14, 2004

    this story interests me so little that i even refrained from reading it when i saw it on cnn
     
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    stupit indians

    <187 refrence>
     
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    Am I the only one who finds Pam Anderson ugly as sin?
     
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  15. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied May 14, 2004

    eh i like pam anderson.

    edit. there are so many other retards that i dont like. like beyonce. :)
     
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