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shitty christmas songs that you hear

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by tue skinny, Dec 12, 2001.

  1. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    damm i got a ton to name . that bells will be ringin one, tha open sleigh one, twinkle twinkle if thats one, and deck tha halls and tha last one i think is jingle bells.. if you can name some of your all time shitty christmas go ahead.. they probly suck.....

    jolly green giant
  2. beardo

    beardo Guest

    the only good xmas song is the one with RUN DMC so why waste your time typing out all the ones you hate.
  3. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    I had to hear the Charie Brown christmas album at least 5 times each day I was working last year at this one job....I was ready to go nuts one day.
  4. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    has annyone ever killed a santa at there mall
  5. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest


    Jingle Bells Batman smells,
    Robin laid an egg,
    Batmobile lost its wheel,
    and Joker got away-HEY!

    Batmans in the kitchen,
    Robins in the hall,
    Jokers in the bathroom,
    Pissing on the wall-ho ho ho ho!

    *the extended mix*
  6. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Re: *believe*

    Ahhhhh, elementary days revisited
  7. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    Re: *believe*

    et tu, Webster? My kids where singing this the other night and know everytime I hear Jingle Bells, these lyrics come through my mind or worse out of my mouth. Damn, kids.
  8. wanker

    wanker New Jack

    Joined: Dec 12, 2001 Messages: 35 Likes Received: 0

    does anyone ever make it through all 12 days of christmas? that song makes me want to become jewish. dreidle dreidle dreeeeeidle
  9. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    i hate that song .. on the first day of.... SHUT UP
  10. wanker

    wanker New Jack

    Joined: Dec 12, 2001 Messages: 35 Likes Received: 0
    and when did christmas consist of 12 days anyways?

    and the only gifts that that true love gave worth a damn was maybe the 5 golden rings and the 9 ladies dancing (only if they are naked)
  11. dBUSH

    dBUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 950 Likes Received: 1
    "Run-run Rudolph- Santa's gotta make it to town!
    Santa make'em hurry tell'em he can take the freeway down!"
  12. Obsessed

    Obsessed Guest

    i hate the goddamned madonna song about wanting to be with santa or some shit...slut
    and on the elementary school tip...
    me chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your coke
  13. 455

    455 Guest

    All Christmas songs are annoying.
  14. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    santa baby
  15. EatMorGlue

    EatMorGlue Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 22, 2000 Messages: 1,919 Likes Received: 1
    i hate pretty much all christmas songs, but what's worse... country christmas songs or pop star christmas songs?

    i'd go with pop star ones.. i saw something on the daily show where jessica simpson or mandy moore was singing a christmas song somewhere and it was so horrible cause she couldn't sing for shit. it was painful.