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shitty christmas songs that you hear

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damm i got a ton to name . that bells will be ringin one, tha open sleigh one, twinkle twinkle if thats one, and deck tha halls and tha last one i think is jingle bells.. if you can name some of your all time shitty christmas go ahead.. they probly suck.....

 

 

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Guest beardo

the only good xmas song is the one with RUN DMC so why waste your time typing out all the ones you hate.

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I had to hear the Charie Brown christmas album at least 5 times each day I was working last year at this one job....I was ready to go nuts one day.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Jingle Bells Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg,

Batmobile lost its wheel,

and Joker got away-HEY!

 

Batmans in the kitchen,

Robins in the hall,

Jokers in the bathroom,

Pissing on the wall-ho ho ho ho!

 

*the extended mix*

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Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

Jingle Bells Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg,

Batmobile lost its wheel,

and Joker got away-HEY!

 

Batmans in the kitchen,

Robins in the hall,

Jokers in the bathroom,

Pissing on the wall-ho ho ho ho!

 

*the extended mix*

 

Ahhhhh, elementary days revisited

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Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

Jingle Bells Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg,

Batmobile lost its wheel,

and Joker got away-HEY!

 

Batmans in the kitchen,

Robins in the hall,

Jokers in the bathroom,

Pissing on the wall-ho ho ho ho!

 

*the extended mix*

 

et tu, Webster? My kids where singing this the other night and know everytime I hear Jingle Bells, these lyrics come through my mind or worse out of my mouth. Damn, kids.

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arrg

 

does anyone ever make it through all 12 days of christmas? that song makes me want to become jewish. dreidle dreidle dreeeeeidle

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and when did christmas consist of 12 days anyways?

 

and the only gifts that that true love gave worth a damn was maybe the 5 golden rings and the 9 ladies dancing (only if they are naked)

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"Run-run Rudolph- Santa's gotta make it to town!

Santa make'em hurry tell'em he can take the freeway down!"

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Guest Obsessed

i hate the goddamned madonna song about wanting to be with santa or some shit...slut

and on the elementary school tip...

me chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your coke

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Originally posted by Obsessed

i hate the goddamned madonna song about wanting to be with santa or some shit...slut

and on the elementary school tip...

me chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your coke

 

 

santa baby

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i hate pretty much all christmas songs, but what's worse... country christmas songs or pop star christmas songs?

 

i'd go with pop star ones.. i saw something on the daily show where jessica simpson or mandy moore was singing a christmas song somewhere and it was so horrible cause she couldn't sing for shit. it was painful.

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why do they make videos for christmas songs?

 

i mean, mariah carey has her sexy slut moments but what's entertaining about her playing with her dog in the snow fully clothed?

 

sidetrack: i'm starting to question my sexuality with the amount of talking i do about naked chicks considering i am one. :D

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer.

 

Actually, I kinda like that one.

But I lub my abuela.

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