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satan created macdonalds

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Daddy Screw, Jul 23, 2003.

  1. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

    Joined: Jun 15, 2002 Messages: 551 Likes Received: 29
    check this funny newspaper article

    PRINCE'S CHURCH IN ROW OVER SATAN'S BIG MAC

    11:21 - 22 July 2003

    A Parish magazine caused a storm last night by printing claims fast-food giant McDonald's was created by Satan. The Rev John Wright published an anonymous article in his bi-monthly newsletter stating dieters craving a Big Mac and fries are being tempted by the Devil.
    Mr Wright, vicar of St Mary the Virgin Church in Tetbury, Gloucestershire, whose parishioners include Prince Charles, insisted it was a tongue-in-cheek commentary on people's fight against the flab.
    McDonald's yesterday insisted it was not the work of Satan.
    The article, written by an unknown parishioner in Old Testament-style, also claims the TV remote control, fried potatoes and even the NHS are evil.
    It said: "And God populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man would live a long and healthy life.
    "But Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the double cheeseburger. And McDonald's said to Man 'You want fries with that?' And Man gained pounds." Mr Wright said the piece was handed to him by a member of his congregation who suggested he use it in the magazine, but that he did not know who wrote it.
    He stressed it was not meant to be anti-McDonald's but was designed to get people to think about their diets in a light-hearted way.
    "You have to apply a sense of humour when you read this, of course, " said Mr Wright. "I put it in the newsletter to make people smile.
    "It is about how difficult it is to do what we know is good for us."

    original article here
     
  2. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

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  3. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

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  4. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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  5. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

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    I ate a big mac with fires yesterday:twitch:
     
  6. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

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    Not surprising really...
     
  7. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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    Your going to hell bro..sorry..
     
  8. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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    Re: Re: satan created macdonalds

    Eh...
     
  9. D3N53one

    D3N53one Senior Member

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  10. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

    Joined: Jun 23, 2003 Messages: 1,601 Likes Received: 0
    i ate Mc Donalds 15 minutes ago...





























    WTF, i just grew horns, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Mc Donalds is the DEVIL.:rolleyes: :lol:
     
  11. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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    And I love Mcdonalds.
     
  12. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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    Lmao!!!

    PUT THE BURGERS DOWN!!
     
  13. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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    This thread makes me wanna turn vegan..:eek:
























































































    HAHA LIKE HELL HA HA HA..PASS THAT STEAK KROOK!
     
  14. unconscience

    unconscience Banned

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    steak is the fucking BEST!

    how do you like yours NOUM cuz i can cook a MEAN steak. :king: :yum: ;)
     
  15. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

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    Doesn't matter steak is steak..make like three.
     
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