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satan created macdonalds

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check this funny newspaper article

 

PRINCE'S CHURCH IN ROW OVER SATAN'S BIG MAC

 

11:21 - 22 July 2003

 

A Parish magazine caused a storm last night by printing claims fast-food giant McDonald's was created by Satan. The Rev John Wright published an anonymous article in his bi-monthly newsletter stating dieters craving a Big Mac and fries are being tempted by the Devil.

Mr Wright, vicar of St Mary the Virgin Church in Tetbury, Gloucestershire, whose parishioners include Prince Charles, insisted it was a tongue-in-cheek commentary on people's fight against the flab.

McDonald's yesterday insisted it was not the work of Satan.

The article, written by an unknown parishioner in Old Testament-style, also claims the TV remote control, fried potatoes and even the NHS are evil.

It said: "And God populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man would live a long and healthy life.

"But Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the double cheeseburger. And McDonald's said to Man 'You want fries with that?' And Man gained pounds." Mr Wright said the piece was handed to him by a member of his congregation who suggested he use it in the magazine, but that he did not know who wrote it.

He stressed it was not meant to be anti-McDonald's but was designed to get people to think about their diets in a light-hearted way.

"You have to apply a sense of humour when you read this, of course, " said Mr Wright. "I put it in the newsletter to make people smile.

"It is about how difficult it is to do what we know is good for us."

 

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"But Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the double cheeseburger. And McDonald's said to Man 'You want fries with that?' And Man gained pounds."

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Originally posted by BASF

McDonald's yesterday insisted it was not the work of Satan.

Not surprising really...

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Originally posted by StarzAbove

I ate a big mac with fires yesterday:twitch:

Your going to hell bro..sorry..

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Re: Re: satan created macdonalds

 

Originally posted by Jackson

Not surprising really...

Eh...

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i ate Mc Donalds 15 minutes ago...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WTF, i just grew horns, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Mc Donalds is the DEVIL.:rolleyes: :lol:

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Originally posted by unconscience

i ate Mc Donalds 15 minutes ago...

 

 

WTF, i just grew horns, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Mc Donalds is the DEVIL.:rolleyes: :lol:

Lmao!!!

 

PUT THE BURGERS DOWN!!

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This thread makes me wanna turn vegan..:o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHA LIKE HELL HA HA HA..PASS THAT STEAK KROOK!

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Originally posted by NOUM

PASS THAT STEAK KROOK!

 

steak is the fucking BEST!

 

how do you like yours NOUM cuz i can cook a MEAN steak. :king: :yum: ;)

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Mc devils are the bomb..lmao..you get mega cool points for that one Godforbid.

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Originally posted by NOUM

Doesn't matter steak is steak..make like three.

 

i'm on it.;)

 

:yum: MmMmMmmmmmmMMMMMmmMmMmMmMm steak :homer drool:

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Originally posted by 23578

OK, thought you might like to know, but I guess that you knew that already.

 

you really better leave my thread or i'm gonna call my dad.NOW.

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am i going to have to explain myself here belligerant guy, i was just wondering if you knew that BASF (the company) was one of the companies (11?) that was put together in the thirties? as part of the third reich yet somehow the name still survives. as for the graffiti writer BASF, examples of his work can be found in the movie, Mostly Martha (german/subtitles), a good flick about romance, families, and food. you probably know both of these things since you are posting up in here, though you're somewhere in london, miles away from germany, the setting of mostly martha, and the ancestoral home of the third reich.

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