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Remember when the CSPAN site was hacked? Well read this!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Agt. Adopus, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. Agt. Adopus

    Agt. Adopus Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2001 Messages: 202 Likes Received: 0
    Janurary of 2000 the CSPAN website was hacked by a group called United Lone Gunmen (or simply the ULG) and the United Hackers Front UHFL hacked the C-SPAN and C-SPAN2-DOM servers. and they found a transcript that was not supposed to be released publicly. This transcript was encrypted with 40 bit encryption and has not been touched except for names. here it is


    PM: Prime Minister's office. Prime Minister Speaking.

    US:Greetings... This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States...
    We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic
    situation... profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some
    growth. Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in
    your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private
    property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job. It's about time we did something
    constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here too. They'er crawling all
    over... the companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together, and
    start another war. The President? He loves the idea! All of those missiles streaming to
    and fro.. Napalm... people running down the road, skin on fire.. The Soviets seem up for
    it.. The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. How about a little going
    away present for Mr. Breshnad. Hell, Afghanistan's no fun... So whadya say? We dont even
    have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population.

    Now look, just start up a draft: Draft as many people as you can. We'll call up every last
    youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn
    how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on there way.. Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout
    Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America. We'll just cook up
    a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East - we need that oil. We had Lybia all ready to
    go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up. I tell ya.. that man is unreliable.
    The Kremlin had there fingers on the button just like we did for that one.

    Now just think for a minute - we can make this war so big... SO big.. the more people we
    kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper. We can get rid of practially everybody
    on your dole queues if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our
    computer rolls.. Now don't worry about those demonstrators - just pump up your drug supply.
    So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's
    just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got to strong. It's easy.

    We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufactoring
    germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in there back yard, they wouldnt even know what it
    looked like... So how about it?.... I mean...

    Look... war is money. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to
    full production the whole economy is going to collapse... The Soviets are in the same boat.
    We all agree the time as come for the big one.

    So whadya say?!?!


    US:That's excellent. We knew you'd agree. The companies will be very pleased.

  2. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    Is my cock big enough...Is my brain small enough - for you to make me a star...
  3. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    if only all of 12oz was really that stupid
  4. Agt. Adopus

    Agt. Adopus Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2001 Messages: 202 Likes Received: 0
    if only that was accurate
  5. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    now that's gangsta.
  6. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    too drunk to fuh... i mean, read the post...
  7. spectr

    spectr Guest

    dude send this to 2600 i bet they will publish it!
    and i always knew the goverment was using secert transmissions hidden in c-spans web servers
    man its one big.... AHHHHHH the aliens are in my house trying to take me awey for knowing to muc

    JIGSAW Guest

    this is fucking stupid..
  9. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    On the next episode of Internet Rumors
  10. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    To continute with this thread's theme of thumbs-down ..

  11. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    he had his headphones on and there was an ozzy record on the turntable. so we called our lawyer
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    kinky sex makes the world go 'round
  13. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0

    mmhmm. dunno any world leader that answers his own phone or,
    if needed, would answer it like that.

    Hold on, the stamp may sting a little.

  14. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i always talk like i'm wigged out on qualudes...