Agt. Adopus Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Janurary of 2000 the CSPAN website was hacked by a group called United Lone Gunmen (or simply the ULG) and the United Hackers Front UHFL hacked the C-SPAN and C-SPAN2-DOM servers. and they found a transcript that was not supposed to be released publicly. This transcript was encrypted with 40 bit encryption and has not been touched except for names. here it is --BEGIN TRANSCRIPT PM: Prime Minister's office. Prime Minister Speaking. US:Greetings... This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States... We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation... profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth. Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job. It's about time we did something constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here too. They'er crawling all over... the companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together, and start another war. The President? He loves the idea! All of those missiles streaming to and fro.. Napalm... people running down the road, skin on fire.. The Soviets seem up for it.. The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. How about a little going away present for Mr. Breshnad. Hell, Afghanistan's no fun... So whadya say? We dont even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population. Now look, just start up a draft: Draft as many people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on there way.. Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America. We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East - we need that oil. We had Lybia all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up. I tell ya.. that man is unreliable. The Kremlin had there fingers on the button just like we did for that one. Now just think for a minute - we can make this war so big... SO big.. the more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper. We can get rid of practially everybody on your dole queues if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls.. Now don't worry about those demonstrators - just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got to strong. It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufactoring germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in there back yard, they wouldnt even know what it looked like... So how about it?.... I mean... Look... war is money. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse... The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time as come for the big one. So whadya say?!?! PS:Marvelous. US:That's excellent. We knew you'd agree. The companies will be very pleased. --END TRANSCRIPT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest spectr Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by x 773 x Janurary of 2000 the CSPAN website was hacked by a group called United Lone Gunmen (or simply the ULG) and the United Hackers Front UHFL hacked the C-SPAN and C-SPAN2-DOM servers. and they found a transcript that was not supposed to be released publicly. This transcript was encrypted with 40 bit encryption and has not been touched except for names. here it is --BEGIN TRANSCRIPT PM: Prime Minister's office. Prime Minister Speaking. US:Greetings... This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States... We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation... profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth. Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job. It's about time we did something constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here too. They'er crawling all over... the companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together, and start another war. The President? He loves the idea! All of those missiles streaming to and fro.. Napalm... people running down the road, skin on fire.. The Soviets seem up for it.. The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. How about a little going away present for Mr. Breshnad. Hell, Afghanistan's no fun... So whadya say? We dont even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population. Now look, just start up a draft: Draft as many people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on there way.. Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America. We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East - we need that oil. We had Lybia all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up. I tell ya.. that man is unreliable. The Kremlin had there fingers on the button just like we did for that one. Now just think for a minute - we can make this war so big... SO big.. the more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper. We can get rid of practially everybody on your dole queues if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls.. Now don't worry about those demonstrators - just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got to strong. It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufactoring germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in there back yard, they wouldnt even know what it looked like... So how about it?.... I mean... Look... war is money. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse... The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time as come for the big one. So whadya say?!?! PS:Marvelous. US:That's excellent. We knew you'd agree. The companies will be very pleased. --END TRANSCRIPT dude send this to 2600 i bet they will publish it! and i always knew the goverment was using secert transmissions hidden in c-spans web servers man its one big.... AHHHHHH the aliens are in my house trying to take me awey for knowing to muc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JIGSAW Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 this is fucking stupid.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 On the next episode of Internet Rumors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 To continute with this thread's theme of thumbs-down .. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 he had his headphones on and there was an ozzy record on the turntable. so we called our lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 kinky sex makes the world go 'round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by x 773 x PM: Prime Minister's office. Prime Minister Speaking. --END TRANSCRIPT mmhmm. dunno any world leader that answers his own phone or, if needed, would answer it like that. Hold on, the stamp may sting a little. F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 i always talk like i'm wigged out on qualudes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Re: To continute with this thread's theme of thumbs-down .. bumbum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zemdoe sc Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 uh,huhhuh,words...words.uhh huhhhuh.words.... this sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 your right zem(butthead) words suck! THEY SUCCCKKKK!!!!! AAAGGHHHH!!! "BREAKIN THE LAW, BREAKIN THE LAW".... you really would have to be an ignoramus to the quintupleth power squared to even give this thread a shred of beleif...icant beleive im still typing this. although i will NEVER and i mean NEVER pass up a beavis and butthead quote opportunity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agt. Adopus Posted October 12, 2002 Author Share Posted October 12, 2002 this was actually on 2600 And ULG is a 2600 subsidary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-O-K PBScru Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 DEAD KENNEDYS- KINKY SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 ^^^ wow... thank you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by C-O-K PBScru DEAD KENNEDYS- KINKY SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND You have solved the mystery, nancy drew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 I like how he says napalm here and napalm there.....what the fuck your a stupid fuck for even posting such recockulous information....got get aids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 damnit 773 im through with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 i dont know why im doing this, but everyone else is doing it, so i must be cool.... right? :rolleyes: (ps. this was lame. thank you.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol On the next episode of Internet Rumors funniest thing in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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