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Porn Favorites

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, Aug 12, 2001.

  1. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    What's up kids. I was just wondering if you guys had any favorites? Thought this would be a funny ass thread cause I've seen alot of old 70's porn. I seen this one where the chick was a mermaid. And some people were looking for sort of like that movie Splash. This one guy's talking to his homie about this freak, and he's all drunk and comes out with some shit "Ay the bitch smelled like fish" It sound's funnier when you watch it. Another one had this guy that sorta looked like Burt Reynolds handling this chick doggystyle next to a table. He goes "Hey pass the beer" She grabs the beer off the table opens it for him and he just starts chugging all the time still boning. The 3rd one is this guy goes on vacation and tell's his friend he's coming home early and to tell his chick. His friend mean while is trying to fuck his chick. He uses the greates line in a Jersey accent "Hey why don't you come over here and sit on my cock?" Thats a classic. His homie comes home and sees his best friend taxing his old lady. And says " Great real nice my girlfriend and my roomate. Real nice" in some funny ass voice. 70's porn is funny as hell. Anyone heard any of the tracks from the album pornosonic. It has 70's era porn music with names like "Laying Pipe" and "Pizza Delivery".LMAO just thinking bout that shit.

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  2. Debbie Does Dallas
    Like A Virgin 1 & 2
    The Good The Bad And The Horny
    The Amatuers
     
  3. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
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    "i used to be big in the porno business, but now im more into prostitution and such. hmmmph"

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    $$$666MAKROS666$$$
     
  4. goreguts

    goreguts Guest

    naughty fuck sluts #172!
     
  5. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
  6. *ZEMONEDOE$

    *ZEMONEDOE$ Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2001 Messages: 6,137 Likes Received: 0
    70's is good but,jenna is better.
    dvda.
    wicked picture.
    smut a rama
     
  7. dBUSH

    dBUSH Guest

    There's a movie called "The Luckiest Man in the World," where Jon Dough fucks 101 women in a row. This movie is fucking outstanding- and it makes more sense to me than the Houston 500.
     
  8. omone

    omone Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 750 Likes Received: 0
    worlds luckiest man is good
     
  9. Apelles

    Apelles Member

    Joined: Jul 19, 2001 Messages: 619 Likes Received: 0
    I wish there were more free porn sites.....best vid I've ever seen was one where this chick does her whole family...kinda sick but at the same time she was fucking hot....her and her sister....I think I'mma go watch that right now.....
     
  10. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    I doubt that was her real family.
     
  11. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    Edward Penis Hands, Animal Farm, Bloopers and Boners <3 <3
     
  12. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
    I got World's Luckiest Man too. I like it but all the good chicks have short scenes. At least in my opinion. Put it In Reverse is a good one this guy takes turns with like 8 chicks. Not as many as the 101. But there's a chick in here for everyones taste. Alex Dane pretty hot asian chick like the kind you's see at an Import Carshow, Obsession like the kinda spanish Hoodrat all your friend fucked, Nikki Seals, some chick that looks like Fran Drescher the Nannie, some other chick with plucked eyebrows that give her the "Surprised all the time look" and a couple of other's. PS any of you heard of some chick Melanie Love also goes by the name of Melody Love. That chick is so cute, looks like a chick you would see around town.

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  13. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    tow up, you watch porn!
     
  14. Inept

    Inept Member

    Joined: Apr 21, 2001 Messages: 377 Likes Received: 0

    Dude held out for 101 women? Seems like he was gay.
     
  15. KidGoneBad

    KidGoneBad Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 19, 2001 Messages: 248 Likes Received: 0
    My friend had this really old one, on like Beta tapes. This guy was an ambassador to like Spain or some shit, and he was getting his dick sucked in the car, but he got in an accident and the chick bit it off!!! So he goes and gets a prosthetic one, that's like 12 inches long or some shit, and the adventure begins....

    ...the wah wah guitar begins
     
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