Guest beardo Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Unending Poop Loop YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, AS THE OLD SAYING GOES. BUT, YOU ARE WHAT YOU POOP AS THE POOPER WELL KNOWS. WE POOP EVERYDAY. IT'S AN UNDYING FACT. BUT, WHERE IT ALL GOES, IS NOT ALL THAT ABSTRACT. THROUGH A SERIES OF PIPES, THROUGH A SERIES OF HOSE, DOWN THE WAY TO A PLANT. OUT INTO THE COSMOS. AND WE FAIL TO QUESTION, THAT WHICH WE PURGE EVERYDAY. BUT, WHAT IS IT REALLY THAT THE POOPER'S TRYING TO SAY? IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE. IT ISN'T ABSTRACT. JUST USE THAT GREY MUSCLE. PULL YOUR HAND FROM YOUR SACK. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, THEN WE ARE WHAT, WHAT WE EAT, EATS. BUT WHAT'S THE TRUE SOURCE? HOW DOES IT ARISE? JUST SQUEEZE OUT A BUTTLOG, AND OPEN YOUR EYES. BUT DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD. THERE'S NO NEED TO FORCE. THE SUN AFTER ALL, IS POOP'S ULTIMATE SOURCE. IT'S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS. IT'S ALWAYS ENOUGH. THE CROPS THAT IT FEEDS, BRINGS FOOD TO ONE'S MOUTH. AND FOOD IN THE MOUTH, MEANS POOP IN THE BOWL. IT'S A CYCLE MY FRIENDS... PART OF THE UNIVERSE'S UNENDING WHOLE. -THE POOPER ------------- "AND FOOD IN THE MOUTH, MEANS POOP IN THE BOWL." genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 ok. poop loop.. eh? *(goes to shave)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 4th now what suckas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 the reincarnation of shakespeare himself.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 fuck yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 I'm just gonna stick with vegetables and beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 did you know that human feces is 60% bacteria by weight (not volume)?:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 well written, pooper, very nice prose. i give it a 9er... -the shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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