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Unending Poop Loop

 

 

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT,

AS THE OLD SAYING GOES.

BUT, YOU ARE WHAT YOU POOP

AS THE POOPER WELL KNOWS.

WE POOP EVERYDAY.

IT'S AN UNDYING FACT.

BUT, WHERE IT ALL GOES,

IS NOT ALL THAT ABSTRACT.

THROUGH A SERIES OF PIPES,

THROUGH A SERIES OF HOSE,

DOWN THE WAY TO A PLANT.

OUT INTO THE COSMOS.

AND WE FAIL TO QUESTION,

THAT WHICH WE PURGE EVERYDAY.

BUT, WHAT IS IT REALLY THAT THE POOPER'S TRYING TO SAY?

IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.

IT ISN'T ABSTRACT.

JUST USE THAT GREY MUSCLE.

PULL YOUR HAND FROM YOUR SACK.

IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT,

THEN WE ARE WHAT, WHAT WE EAT, EATS.

BUT WHAT'S THE TRUE SOURCE?

HOW DOES IT ARISE?

JUST SQUEEZE OUT A BUTTLOG, AND OPEN YOUR EYES.

BUT DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD.

THERE'S NO NEED TO FORCE.

THE SUN AFTER ALL, IS POOP'S ULTIMATE SOURCE.

IT'S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS.

IT'S ALWAYS ENOUGH.

THE CROPS THAT IT FEEDS, BRINGS FOOD TO ONE'S MOUTH.

AND FOOD IN THE MOUTH,

MEANS POOP IN THE BOWL.

IT'S A CYCLE MY FRIENDS...

PART OF THE UNIVERSE'S UNENDING WHOLE.

 

-THE POOPER

 

 

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"AND FOOD IN THE MOUTH,

MEANS POOP IN THE BOWL."

 

genius

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did you know that human feces is 60% bacteria by weight (not volume)?:eek:

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