seeking Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 anyone who's been here for a minute has undoubtedly realized that 12oz is not only the greatest search engine in the world, but also the zenith of all knowledge. you can ask just about any question, and if people give a shit about you, someone will answer your it, no matter how arcane (through 12oz, i found out who holds the patent on times new roman!). there is a very vast spectrum of people who frequent here. from a biochemist (!@#$), to a low-life useless addict...err, no wait, i condemned him...well anyway, you get the idea. point is, i think the time has come to broaden our horizon's and invite some more knowledgable people into the fold. for instance, i could use help on stereo stuff....and who doesnt have car troubles now and then? we all do! you people need to start scrolling through your (cell)phone books, and find a friend or two that knows a great deal about something we might find usefull, and force that person to lend us his (or her) experience. if that person happens to be a very hot girl who is not opposed to showing slightly revealing (yet tasteful) photographs, all the better. if she would like to do so while explaining how to clean the carborator on a 72 duster, well...even better still. if she can cook bangin ethiopean food, lives within driving distance of me, and wants to cuddle, i'll see to it that you get bumped up the user-status spectrum a notch or two. just pretend 12oz was running for president and you were in charge of the macgyver commitee. hook that shit up. seeks/call your friends, i'll call my friends, and we can be friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 This is a pretty good idea... so I guess people should ask, in here, the random questions they have? I can help with some things, most of you already know that "some things" entails pointless ramblings and random insults. It's what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 My friends range from low-level drug pushers to high powered lawyers and doctors. I'm sure I could find someone knowledgeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 yeah, but can you find someone knowledgable that also has spectacular breasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 My girl has spectacular breasts, but she wouldn't want to talk to any of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by seeking yeah, but can you find someone knowledgable that also has spectacular breasts? If by spectacular...you mean big...then yes. You can have my chemical engineer ex. Extremely intelligent, extremely wealthy, extremely well-endowed, extremely generous (she offered to buy me a Porsche 911 if I agreed to not buy a sport bike), but here's the kicker...she's also....extremely....boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 dude, i like boring. i also like porsche's. how did she justify being all successful like that, and dating a 'writer'? i mean, look at me, i cant even spell successful. you got a pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 lol hahaha im laughin out loud awesome seeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 I don't know seeks...when I say she's extremely boring...I mean it. She was raised out in some rural community that didn't even have a McDonalds. Her whole house was done up in some some southern country style with knick-knacks every where. Plus she had no ass or hips...not to mention her taste in music. The funny thing is she never did justify it. I believe the agreement we came to was this...I wouldn't say anything...and she'd ignore the fact I ever said anything. I might have a pic at home...I'll check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 imagine that.... steveaustin has refined tastes in women. we really need to collab on a '12oz Guide to The Fairer Sex' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 I know a lot of tradesmen. Plumbers and computer geeks. I got the hook ups on d......uhm, never mind that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by seeking if that person happens to be a very hot girl who is not opposed to showing slightly revealing (yet tasteful) photographs, all the better. if she would like to do so while explaining how to clean the carborator on a 72 duster, well...even better still. maaan....if I knew a girl like that... she would be under the hood of my old g ride tryin to bring that mutha back to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 anyone know a dentist? i'll bet theres alot of dental procedures that we could do ourselves with dremels, and super glue. we could organize a secret society like the masons, built on helping one another. i'll fabricate you a dancing donkey in exchange for fixing my fridge. yall think im kidding. this is the greatest idea since...well, since i decided to build everything out of fiberglass yesterday. steve, not having an ass is alot more of a problem than being boring. boring and poor would suck, but if she's boring and rich, i can buy her a personality. a month in vietnam will make anyone more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 ^^^you should have watch Monster Garage on tuesday night. They built a race car out of a speed boat. They had this guy that built the head board out of fiberglass. You could have picked up something out of it. dancing donkey... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 The dentist tip is a good one. I think I have a couple of teeth that need to be fixed. I used to have an in on one of the hygenists...but she ended up marrying her boyfriend after she took a break and proceded to fuck everything in sight. I sometimes wonder if I could still hit it. Believe me seeking...I tried to develop a personality in her...it just wasn't happening. kilo...you know I'm down on that collaboration...if only we could find someone to publish it. ;) :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by seeking yall think im kidding. this is the greatest idea since...well, since i decided to build everything out of fiberglass yesterday. ^Seeking's losing his mind in his old age. :lol: "IT WILL BE... A GLORIOUS UNIVERSE CRAFTED OUT OF INTERPERSONAL INTERNET CONNECTIONS AND FYYYYYBERGLASSS!!!" Look buddy, I'm sorry. You can't build a haven of fiberblass and jiggly bio teachers on the internet but I commend you for your efforts. Just get a little sleep... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 of course i cant build it on the internet! i'm going to build it in my garage....with tutelage from the internet. the internet is like pizza, you don't live 'in' it, but you'd die if you didnt have it. seeks/actually, it's not like pizza at all, but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 i would have lied, gotten the prosche, got drunk, wrapped it around a bridge abutment doing 130 and then got the sport bike.... seeks, im in btw. i know about fiber glass, and you have a car and money. works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 watcha lookin for, my phone has many number and many talents, im here for ya cats.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 i can make your troubles go away. http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/16/HITMAN.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by WebsterUno ^^^you should have watch Monster Garage on tuesday night. They built a race car out of a speed boat. They had this guy that built the head board out of fiberglass. You could have picked up something out of it. dancing donkey... :lol: yes, thats where i got some knowledge and seeks, i know many doctors and dentists, what ya need! plus i got madddddddd knowledge on rx's, pharmacy tech steez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 i want a dong i can club a baby seal to death with....you got someone with those kinds of skills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by seeking i want a dong i can club a baby seal to death with....you got someone with those kinds of skills? odd you should say that, my away message for the last couple weeks is "lets go club baby seals" then my phone number, ive gotten a few calls lookin through phone, will find dong master for seeking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 29, 2004 Author Share Posted January 29, 2004 'dong master' makes it sound all gayed out. i don't want such an instrument so i actually club baby seals (and certainly not men!) i want to be able to 'split her in half with [my] massive schlong'. you know...the stuff emails are made of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by seeking 'dong master' makes it sound all gayed out. i don't want such an instrument so i actually club baby seals (and certainly not men!) i want to be able to 'split her in half with [my] massive schlong'. you know...the stuff emails are made of. hahhahahahhahahhhahha, that fuckin money seeking, i laughed a good minute or two, hahahahaha, but i think i may have found someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by seeking the internet is like pizza, you don't live 'in' it, but you'd die if you didnt have it. at a job interview yesterday morning i was asked what one of my weaknesses were. i said "pizza". i got the job too. WERD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by seeking of course i cant build it on the internet! i'm going to build it in my garage....with tutelage from the internet. the internet is like pizza, you don't live 'in' it, but you'd die if you didnt have it. seeks/actually, it's not like pizza at all, but whatever. Seeking = Neo Jim Morrison + Snowboard Goggles. It's algebraeic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube It's algebraeic. best line, ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 damn, i bet tease is a dong master Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 29, 2004 Share Posted January 29, 2004 I know quite a bit about pharmacology and chemistry of hallucinogens, and hang out with a bunch of guys from the Nichols lab: http://www.mcmp.purdue.edu/faculty/nichols.php ... I'm hoping to do graduate work in his lab, although that is quite a way off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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