taco bell bomber Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 driving tonight. cops had someone pulled over, my stupid friend alittle drunk, thinks it will be funny to yell "i hate cops too man" to the kids pulled over. so he fucking does it (i didnt know he was going to). i see the cops literally running to get back in there car, they fucking drive on the wrong side of the road to catch up to us nearly getting themselves and someone else into an accident. pull us over, ask me for my license the usual runaround, ask me to step to the back of his car "ok officer" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn -"which one of you has a smart mouth" -bad mother fucker me-"what are you talking about officer?" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "which of you thought it would be funny to insult me by yelling i hate the cops???" -bad mother fucker me-"i didnt yell anything officer" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "dont fucking lie to me was it you or your passenger?" -bad mother fucker me-"i didnt yell anything, i dont know if he did or not officer" cop tells my friend to get out of the car, they argue a bit. dumb ass friend-"i was saying i hate tom too" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "do you think im fucking stupid you said i hate cops!" -dumb ass friend-"no i didnt" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "yes you did i herd you" -dumb ass friend-"no i didnt" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "then what did you say?" -dumb ass friend-"ok i said cops" cop babbles about how he has a job and shit. cop comes to me... ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "since your friend thinks hes a funny guy, im gonna write you a sumance for everylittle thing i find wrong with your car" -bad mother fucker me-"right officer, if you wanna" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "i do" bad mother fucker me-"ok" cop walks all around my car and this is what he finds wrong. i have a tiny as hell little "USA" ribbon stapled to my roof, near my rearview mirror, writes me a ticket for obstruction of vision, ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "that ribbon is obstructing your vision, thats worthy of a ticket" -bad motherfucker me-"then how did i see you behind me" ugly ass bald cop looking like collin quinn "are you giving me lip service young man" bad motherfucker me- "no officer" (thinking to say, no but your wife gave me lipservice last night homey)..but didnt. so i get a ticket for that and one other thing. both can be fought, they cop jus wasted time and felt like being a dick. so i jus have to go and fight them. i thought cops were to protect and serve, a cop has never protected me, never helped me in anyway, and never did anything good for me, all they have done is serve me tickets. so once agian fuck the police, instead of doing something worthwhile with their time they fucking wasted time with us. dumb ass cops. if any cops read this board, you are all some lame motherfuckers, get a life, and stop smelling like ass and sweaty hotdogs, dumb motherfuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 a little advice, take back those donuts, and get some rice cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 i use to blaze with a cop.:krunk: but i still hate cops.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 shit happens. thats not fair but, i guess you already know that u can just go to court and win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 What a faggot pig.....figures,I when through the same shit about 6 years ago.....got almost 500 duckets in tickets which all got dropped atfer I fought them in court......it was a pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 yea but its the fucking hassle of it all..i was sitting there for like 40 min while he instpected my car that smelly fuck, i wish a car came along and ran into him forcing him to live the rest of his life in a wheelchair only being able to move his left pinky toe and he has to have a maid come and feed him and one day she gets hit by a car some no one comes to feed him, and the maid dies a couple days later and then he starves to death cause everyone forgets about him cause hes such a dickhead that none of his family comes to visit and he jus rots in his empty house all by himeself and a racoon finds his way in the house and chews on his face while hes dead and then other animals come in and eat him and then when they finally find him hes nothing but bones, and then everyone with laugh cause he sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 duckets, that must be like extra hip hop.. but i dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by hold the cup duckets, that must be like extra hip hop.. but i dont get it yeah dude,like totally "hip-hop"...you didn't know?....like fuckin' A....lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Dont worry homie with any luck he'll get gunned down during a routine stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by taco bell bomber yea but its the fucking hassle of it all..i was sitting there for like 40 min while he instpected my car that smelly fuck, i wish a car came along and ran into him forcing him to live the rest of his life in a wheelchair only being able to move his left pinky toe and he has to have a maid come and feed him and one day she gets hit by a car some no one comes to feed him, and the maid dies a couple days later and then he starves to death cause everyone forgets about him cause hes such a dickhead that none of his family comes to visit and he jus rots in his empty house all by himeself and a racoon finds his way in the house and chews on his face while hes dead and then other animals come in and eat him and then when they finally find him hes nothing but bones, and then everyone with laugh cause he sucked. harsh. time=money=girl=copinadvertintlytakingmoneyfromyouoner. get bottle of mountain dew. fill with piss, and spill it all over the pigs clothes and Xbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Man what are you talking about cops are cool people:huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck Dont worry homie with any luck he'll get gunned down during a routine stop. :lol: you know how hard i would laugh if i was walking on the street, and all the sudden i hear a gun shot and see a cop fall to the ground. i'd pull a smokey(that dude on friday) but instead of saying, "you got knocked the fuck out", i'd say, "you got shot the fuck up".:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by taco bell bomber i thought cops were to protect and serve, a cop has never protected me, never helped me in anyway, and never did anything good for me yup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 heres how id like to see the scene play out (its 3 AM. Cop walks up to car slowley like the pompous bitch he is) PIG: Do you know why i pulled you over? AAN: Eat shit BIATCH gun shots ring out: POP POP POP POP POP POP BOOM POP POP POP AAN: Yeah bitch!! WEST SIDE!!!! He gets outta his car and throws up his set then does the murderman dance gets back in starts hittin switches and rolls off in 3 wheel motion. There is a large crowd of people cheering and throwin up gangsigns and drinkin 40s in the middle of the street crip walkin everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 YO yuck u should be a movie producer that is ILL:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted July 26, 2003 Author Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck heres how id like to see the scene play out (its 3 AM. Cop walks up to car slowley like the pompous bitch he is) PIG: Do you know why i pulled you over? AAN: Eat shit BIATCH gun shots ring out: POP POP POP POP POP POP BOOM POP POP POP AAN: Yeah bitch!! WEST SIDE!!!! He gets outta his car and throws up his set then does the murderman dance gets back in starts hittin switches and rolls off in 3 wheel motion. There is a large crowd of people cheering and throwin up gangsigns and drinkin 40s in the middle of the street crip walkin everywhere. lets get together, id like ot make this project happen, would make an awsome short film. my cousin is a cop, so i wouldnt mid shotting him..ill jus tell him they are blanks. hes a pig so i dont care he can die too that faggot sellout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 hahahah damn yuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 http://www.cancom.net/~wlhs/bumpin.gif'> STARRING: http://www.mack10.com/images/mack_logo.gif'> http://www.cancom.net/~wlhs/Mack%2010.jpg'> http://www.cancom.net/~wlhs/west10.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.highborn Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 when will people learn not to mouth off to cops?!!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 comedy central now, RENO 911, funny shit..makes cops look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck http://www.cancom.net/~wlhs/bumpin.gif'> STARRING: http://www.mack10.com/images/mack_logo.gif'> http://www.cancom.net/~wlhs/Mack%2010.jpg'> http://www.cancom.net/~wlhs/west10.gif'> :lol: you're fucking HILARIOUS my nig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by unconscience :lol: you know how hard i would laugh if i was walking on the street, and all the sudden i hear a gun shot and see a cop fall to the ground. i'd pull a smokey(that dude on friday) but instead of saying, "you got knocked the fuck out", i'd say, "you got shot the fuck up".:king: hahahah you mean you would scream and run you little bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 no, i would scream "you little bitch" while you run.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father John Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 damn that sucks man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogilny Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by taco bell bomber yea but its the fucking hassle of it all..i was sitting there for like 40 min while he instpected my car that smelly fuck, i wish a car came along and ran into him forcing him to live the rest of his life in a wheelchair only being able to move his left pinky toe and he has to have a maid come and feed him and one day she gets hit by a car some no one comes to feed him, and the maid dies a couple days later and then he starves to death cause everyone forgets about him cause hes such a dickhead that none of his family comes to visit and he jus rots in his empty house all by himeself and a racoon finds his way in the house and chews on his face while hes dead and then other animals come in and eat him and then when they finally find him hes nothing but bones, and then everyone with laugh cause he sucked. hahahaha thats awesome....:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by .highborn when will people learn not to mouth off to cops?!!?!?!?! NEVER.:smiles: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 it's just too easy sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 NWA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 i was toted to the cop shop a long time ago for graffiti, these pigs sat around and harassed me about being skinny, asking me if i needed to be prescribed steroids and shit, asking about drugs, and just generally talking shit...this one cop asks another cop to come in and question me...like double team stylee...and he says "man, you're so skinny, i feel like i should take you out for a burger or something, " i say, "i don't want anything from you" he says, "can i atleast buy you a coke?" i say " i don't want anything from you!" so, i was getting charged with alot of shit and i stole their inkpad and tagged the bathroom...then, on the way out fo the station..yeah, it was only questioning that day, i settled out of court...they tripped me and pushed me, etc....fuck cops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 fuck all muthafuckin :five-o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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