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my life is like a soap oprah

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by •nakone•, Aug 25, 2002.

  1. •nakone•

    •nakone• Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2002 Messages: 967 Likes Received: 0
    Well, there's these two girl right?, and they both "want me".. so they are fighting over me... i love it, the funner thing about it is the one girl is the last girl i fucked, and lost my virginity (i dont like her no more).. and the other girl is like her best friend.

    And the girl that i lost my virginity to is BI, so her Bi friend is some friend of the girl that is fighting over me with the other girl.

    its like the commercial.. when girls fight you win

    anybody have encounters like this.. im bored and im sick of arguing with these to girls
     
  2. HELLSATAN

    HELLSATAN Guest

    oprah doesnt use soap
     
  3. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    damn i wanted first you aSSHOLE
     
  4. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    my hat is like a shark fin
     
  5. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    my life is a sandwhich
     
  6. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    after a let down like that, seems like suicide is the only viable choice.


    nak - fuck em both one time then toss em to the curb an get yourself a new set of hoes.
     
  7. tears*uno

    tears*uno Guest

    being concieted is cool

    ...we dont care.. brag elsewhere
     
  8. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Whining is gay, kill yourself emo boy.

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  9. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    i've got a better idea. go tell all of your friends but add on somewhere that you fucked her mom so you will sound way cooler.
     
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  11. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    as angry xbox would say, yo man dat would be mad whack straight off tha rack!
     
  12. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
    i can do a summer sault.
     
  13. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    cannibal corpse really sux
     
  14. socrates

    socrates Guest

    ^^^so do you





    7th grade insults like what
     
  15. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    actually they're great, people who type in slang and 'jive' suck.
     
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