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•nakone•

my life is like a soap oprah

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Well, there's these two girl right?, and they both "want me".. so they are fighting over me... i love it, the funner thing about it is the one girl is the last girl i fucked, and lost my virginity (i dont like her no more).. and the other girl is like her best friend.

 

And the girl that i lost my virginity to is BI, so her Bi friend is some friend of the girl that is fighting over me with the other girl.

 

its like the commercial.. when girls fight you win

 

anybody have encounters like this.. im bored and im sick of arguing with these to girls

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Guest angry xbox

damn i wanted first you aSSHOLE

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Guest im not witty

my hat is like a shark fin

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Originally posted by angry xbox

damn i wanted first you aSSHOLE

 

after a let down like that, seems like suicide is the only viable choice.

 

 

nak - fuck em both one time then toss em to the curb an get yourself a new set of hoes.

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Guest tears*uno

being concieted is cool

 

...we dont care.. brag elsewhere

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Originally posted by AeRoSoL JuNkiE

i've got a better idea. go tell all of your friends but add on somewhere that you fucked her mom so you will sound way cooler.

 

as angry xbox would say, yo man dat would be mad whack straight off tha rack!

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Guest socrates

^^^so do you

 

 

 

 

 

7th grade insults like what

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actually they're great, people who type in slang and 'jive' suck.

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cannibal corpse was cool when chris barnes was in the band.

 

who can forget classics like force fed broken glass or meat hook sodamy.

 

leave the drama with your momma.

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Guest HELLSATAN

stripped raped and strangled!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest HELLSATAN

stripped raped and strangled!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BLEH!!!!! I am a fan of metal but come on cannibal corpse?? They lack very much talent. Its very repetitive and not too creative. I think they are going for the shock factor.

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