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Mugshot of the Michigan man who got caught violating a pumpkin.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Oct 12, 2002.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    Mugshot of the Michigan man who got caught violating a pumpkin.

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Oct 12, 2002

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/patton1.html

    Meet Bill Patton. The 45-year-old Michigan pervert was recently sentenced (9/24) to 90 days in jail. His crime? Two years ago, police arrested Patton on an indecent exposure charge for having, um, intercourse with a pumpkin. Patton made the mistake of getting busy in his basement, where neighbors could easily view his raunchy act through a window. Happy Halloween, indeed.

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    Pistol - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    http://pistol.fuccyou.com/12oz/firsties01.gif'>

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  3. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Oct 12, 2002

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  4. WALE!pd

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    WALE!pd - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    hahahahahahahaha what a freak... i wonder if he spooned the goo out first
     
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    Merdle - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    I doubt it. I wonder if he heated it up first.
     
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    WALE!pd - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    well i would imagine pumpkin pie would be better to fuck than apple pie hah
     
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    destroya - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    "you must be looking somewhere else, like biggie smalls' lazy eye..." :nut:
     
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    krie - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    ewww
     
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    When - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    if i didnt have a girl i think id try it
    no wait... pumpkin innards smell like shit
     
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    krie - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    thats just dirty, use ya hand
     
  11. When

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    When - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    wonder what peter peter pumpkin eater would have to say?
     
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    krie - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    i wonder if he would eat the pumpkin afterwards ?:confused:
     
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    When - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    :lol: thats what i was thinking
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    how the fuck does he get booked? those fukcking pervert creep neighbours of his should get booked for looking at him.


    what the fuck is so illegal about fucking a pumpkin in your own goddamn house?
     
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    vinyl junkie - Replied Oct 12, 2002

    people need to stay the fuck out of their neighbor's shit... who gives a fuck? yeah, it's goofy, but if it's a basement you gotta do some serious lookin to be able to see that... leave the guy alone with his pumpkin...


    unless the pumpkin was carved like a face... and guy was fucking one of the eye holes... and there was a note stuck to the pumpkin with an arrow pointing to the eye hole and "my neighor's eye socket" written under the arrow... then i would understand...
     
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