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Mugshot of the Michigan man who got caught violating a pumpkin.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Oct 12, 2002.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/patton1.html

    Meet Bill Patton. The 45-year-old Michigan pervert was recently sentenced (9/24) to 90 days in jail. His crime? Two years ago, police arrested Patton on an indecent exposure charge for having, um, intercourse with a pumpkin. Patton made the mistake of getting busy in his basement, where neighbors could easily view his raunchy act through a window. Happy Halloween, indeed.

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  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    http://pistol.fuccyou.com/12oz/firsties01.gif'>

    :lol:
     
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  4. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    hahahahahahahaha what a freak... i wonder if he spooned the goo out first
     
  5. Merdle

    Merdle Guest

    I doubt it. I wonder if he heated it up first.
     
  6. WALE!pd

    WALE!pd 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 7, 2002 Messages: 12,040 Likes Received: 364
    well i would imagine pumpkin pie would be better to fuck than apple pie hah
     
  7. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    "you must be looking somewhere else, like biggie smalls' lazy eye..." :nut:
     
  8. krie

    krie Guest

  9. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    if i didnt have a girl i think id try it
    no wait... pumpkin innards smell like shit
     
  10. krie

    krie Guest

    thats just dirty, use ya hand
     
  11. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    wonder what peter peter pumpkin eater would have to say?
     
  12. krie

    krie Guest

    i wonder if he would eat the pumpkin afterwards ?:confused:
     
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: thats what i was thinking
     
  14. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    how the fuck does he get booked? those fukcking pervert creep neighbours of his should get booked for looking at him.


    what the fuck is so illegal about fucking a pumpkin in your own goddamn house?
     
  15. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    people need to stay the fuck out of their neighbor's shit... who gives a fuck? yeah, it's goofy, but if it's a basement you gotta do some serious lookin to be able to see that... leave the guy alone with his pumpkin...


    unless the pumpkin was carved like a face... and guy was fucking one of the eye holes... and there was a note stuck to the pumpkin with an arrow pointing to the eye hole and "my neighor's eye socket" written under the arrow... then i would understand...
     
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