boogie hands Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 i just spent an hour baking a lovely two layer cake....i get it out...apply the icing, and as im smoothing out the edges and thinking about how nice it will be to have this cake around for the next week, the fucker dives right onto my kitchen floor.... apparently my luck ran out last week....now all i need is my mechanic to call me with an estimate on my car and ill be all set!!! three cheers for life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 weak sauce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 you bake layer cake, wear fitted pants, and care about the bulges left by your keychain....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 i hate those bulges too! boogie knows what's up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 yeah... but I still try to tease him. (it hasn't really worked yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Poor boogie. I'm watching meet the parents... this is funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 i've had 2 weeks of shit luck like that. highlights include: moving into my new apartment a week early, and asking the manager to fix the sulfur-stinkin' hot water. a week and a half later it's finally done. i still have to pay rent for the week with the stinkwater i couldn't use for anything. a car repair that should have taken 2 hours took a whole fucking weekend. after helping my dad move out of a house he had sold (one weekend), the buyers back out and i have to help him move all his heavy shit back out of storage (next weekend). it's all small stuff. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 that sucks bra. cha. i baked a plate of double fudge brownies for my girl last week. she loved them. but i ate most of them. good shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 7, 2002 Author Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- yeah... but I still try to tease him. (it hasn't really worked yet) hehe...you dont even know how often i get that from people zesto... ive come to terms that there is a little gay man somewhere inside me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands ive come to terms that there is a little gay man somewhere inside me.... :lol: better than a BIG gay man inside of you ! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 7, 2002 Author Share Posted October 7, 2002 oh god...that doesnt sound right but fuck it...ill let it ride because its funny... i have porn on another window right now...i swear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 you've got nothing to prove around here boogie. at least you didn't get arrested while wearing an apron. That's one thing that really doesn't go over well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 I hate it when that happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 believe me, my week has sucked more than yours... Please.... be grateful. Although I did just eat a big piece of german chocolate cake. That was nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 I have been MORE sunburned than ANY of you for several days, and I'mpretty salty about it... on the moment to moment I think I have you all beat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 ^^^^ double knee splints, arms too damaged to hold myself up in the crutches, cuts on the insides of my knees from the inseam of my jeans because the impact was so hard, MRI on thursday..... and NO pain medicine because they don't want me to somehow think I'm okay and go for a walk... and no beer in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 ^and STILL he's on 12oz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 ^^ im thinking we have a winner!! get better gal lol you must of got hit hard sucks... on the bright side you didnt get hit by a semi and your alive :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 OH SHIT!! lol i got called out.... I'd read a book if my eyes didn't keep crossing! p.s. im a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 *she's I'm sorry post, it was an honest typo, but, for a second I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about... so, what impact? btw Wale, I got hit by a fast moving freight train and I'm still alive... but most peolpe think I'm pretty fucked up I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 hmmm let me think... Speeding nissan drivin by boozy lady meets post's knees at 40mph does not make for fun Friday night. Get the picture? I just hope they catch her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Instead of cake, the way to go is a big stack of pancakes. Have them ready in the fridge and pop them in the microwave. Some ice cream to top it off... works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by post. I just hope they catch her... you're SO fucked, I hoe they catch her too, I hope you have good insurance on the side and I hope you recover quickly. :love: :beat: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by Smart btw Wale, I got hit by a fast moving freight train and I'm still alive... but most peolpe think I'm pretty fucked up I guess... haha thats a story for the kids man and i dont think your fucked up i know your fucked up but in a good way.. haha i dont really see why people dont like you man maybe its because they're envious of your survival abilities hah im such a goof if i got hit by a parked car (its happened lol) i would probably die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Man.. The doctors could not believe that I was in such good shape after the accident. I feel ultimately blessed.... Smart- you got hit by a train?? That's gangsta... And by the way, I'm not as assed out as it seems, I just don't want to go into it on 12oz. If things go my way, lets just say I'm not going to be worrying about student loans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 boogie hands, I would have still eaten the damn cake. Cake is too good to go to waste. Don't you know about the 10 second rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 sorry bout the cake boogie youll be glad to know my week has been excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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