Dick Quickwood Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 putrid green gas wafted up from the turds which were directly under my face, and caused me to gag and nearly vomit. i was like, bleaahh huaahh huaah. it was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 hahahahaha this is hilarity. i took a shit today and i got a similiar effect. i exclaimed to myself that this was a particularly rancid batch of shit and i needed to finish quickly :haha: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Jack in The Box will do it everytime.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 so whered you poop? in the woods? in an alley? where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 drainage ditch *then this kid walked up and started peeing on a bush, he didn't see me untill i yelled "no pissing allowed lolz", he disappeared from view and didn't say anything. probably thought i was a crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 DID YOU WIPE UR SELF WITH A LEAF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by ARCEL@Feb 11 2006, 08:03 PM drainage ditch Quoted post ahhhh. classy poopage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 nice man keep up the good work. random shittings make the world go round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 so what you're saying is, you released orca back into the wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briefcase Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 you know you took an "EXTREME" shit when your own brand nearly causes you to hurl...A friend of mine took a shit once behind a BFI and wiped his ass with another one of my friends cd liner notes...I also had another friend take a shit in a pizza box behind a couch at a party because there was a lineup for the washroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 awesome, i once took a shit behind a wall in front of an office building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 There nothing wrong with dropping the Cosbys off at the pool or where ever it is they want to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 if you wipe with a pinecone, make sure you drag it the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Lite a match!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Im a big fan of the sock wipe. If its a bad one Ill go for the underwear wipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 DUE TO THE FACT THAT GIRLS DON'T POOP, THEY DON'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPERIENCE THE AWESOME EXTREMITY OF TAKING AN OUTDOOR SHIT. LADIES DON'T GET MAD BECAUSE WE POOP BUT Y'ALL DON'T. AND GIRLS DON'T FART EITHER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 do you do this on the regale arcel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 12, 2006 Author Share Posted February 12, 2006 when you have to go, you have to go. and sometimes there's no bathroom around. damn that sounds like a slogan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by Scarekroe@Feb 11 2006, 07:33 PM DUE TO THE FACT THAT GIRLS DON'T POOP, THEY DON'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPERIENCE THE AWESOME EXTREMITY OF TAKING AN OUTDOOR SHIT. LADIES DON'T GET MAD BECAUSE WE POOP BUT Y'ALL DON'T. AND GIRLS DON'T FART EITHER! Quoted post i remember a while ago i posted this picture of a girl taking really long shit in the woods i got a 25% warn for that and guess who warned me? poop man bob haha, i had to appreciate the irony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 this thread is amazing................ bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 good read, I think is a collecter's edition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Feb 11 2006, 09:20 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Feb 11 2006, 09:20 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Scarekroe@Feb 11 2006, 07:33 PM DUE TO THE FACT THAT GIRLS DON'T POOP, THEY DON'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPERIENCE THE AWESOME EXTREMITY OF TAKING AN OUTDOOR SHIT. LADIES DON'T GET MAD BECAUSE WE POOP BUT Y'ALL DON'T. AND GIRLS DON'T FART EITHER! Quoted post i remember a while ago i posted this picture of a girl taking really long shit in the woods i got a 25% warn for that and guess who warned me? poop man bob haha, i had to appreciate the irony Quoted post [/b] GIRLS DON'T POOP. THAT PICTURE WAS A FAKE. A DOCTORED PHOTO. WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST MENTION THAT A GIRL POOPS (WHICH OF COURSE IS A LIE) CAN GET YOU A ONE WAY TICKET TO GUANTANAMO BAY. YOU GOT OFF EASY WITH THAT 25% WARNING FOR THAT PICTURE SO YOU SHOULD THANK POOPMANBOB. BY THE WAY, CACASHREFUND, AS A RESULT OF YOUR ALLEGATIONS THAT GIRLS POOP (WHICH THEY DON'T) YOUR PHONES HAVE NOW BEEN TAPPED UNDER THE NEW LAWS AND REGULATIONS OF THE PATRIOT ACT, AND THERE IS AN UNMANNED PREDATOR DRONE HOVERING ABOVE YOUR RESIDENCE. BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 12 2006, 12:45 AM Quoted post hahaha who do you have to pay off to get rid of warnings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 eat any sort of fast food and within 15mins you take the nastiest shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 SOY MILK GIVES YOU NOT ONLY THE NASTIEST SHITS BUT THE NASTIEST FARTS AS WELL. ANYTHING WITH SOY PROTEIN IN IT DOES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Originally posted by YourSistersAssCookie+Feb 12 2006, 07:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YourSistersAssCookie - Feb 12 2006, 07:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Feb 12 2006, 12:45 AM Quoted post hahaha who do you have to pay off to get rid of warnings? Quoted post [/b] seeking was in a good mood so he hooked me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 i ate mcdonalds last night. i think i have an extreme indoor shit manifesting in my lower intestines as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 job done, and now i feel a whole lot better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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