synaps Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 aka ... the drunken 5am sandwich appreciation thread plz share your tales of memorable sandwich experiences ... plz refrain from any news of sticking your cock in the mayo jar and then using it to spread across the bread ... that will not be kosher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 toasted rye bread roast beef (atleast an inch high) melted provalone cheese pepperchinis ground black pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 no way, i just ate a sandwich ! that shits fucking crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 TWO WORDS: Egg Mayonnaise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron_Jeremy Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 more like grilled cheese hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Re: TWO WORDS: Originally posted by Jackson Egg Mayonnaise haha, not a chance in hell. toasted white bread chicken lettuce mayo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 cinomen toost cruounch!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 pepperonchini dried red chili pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 You see, i used to be real into grilled cheese...but i ate them so much and it took so much time i found an alternative. I just make a cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave until the cheese melts a little. It takes about a minute or less to make and it is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 hell yeah another food thread i loooove sandwiches.....one very scrumptous and healthy discovery....i like vegatable sandwiches too....recently i came up on some huge ass japanese tomatoes....so usually if i dont have any italian dry salami or bacon or whatever...i like eating tomato and mayo sandwiches....but instead of mayo.....get this...use humus!!!.....that shit has waaaay more flavor than mayo...and since its made from other vegggies and stuff its healthier too....man that shit was bangin!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 bacon sarnies.. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 sourdough roll dry roasted turkey bacon tomato avacado provolone mustard mayo oil vinegar salt pepper lettuce but for real though.....my lady made me a burrito lastnight. ground turkey home seasoned. vege refrieds with sour cream and cheese in them salsa rice cheese sour cream and avocado with huge fresh flour tortilla with sour cream and salsa on top. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 dude. i dont know how i forgot pepperchinis(sp?) fuck it. put jalepnos on that mofo to. oh. yeah. sandwich story. i worked at a subway. 75% of the staff was on probation and collect calls from jail were regularly accepted at the store. The manager was my first girlfriend in california and hated me. I went to jail with no notice and they never fired me. Smoked lots of in the walk in between customers. Quit with no notice. Fuck that bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 dont sleep on the peanut butter and jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Peanut Butter and Jelly is so first grade. its about a mans subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish Peanut Butter and Jelly is so first grade. its about a mans subway. hey im only 6 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 dont forget to throw fresh bannanas in the mix and fry em up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyBlonde69 Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 You wanna be the meat in my sandwich baby? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 as long as yous fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 One Thomas' brand bagel. Put the bagel in the microwave for 20 to 30 seconds. While the bagel is in the microwave grab 2 or 3 slices of bologna and some cheese. Slap it together when the bagel is done. Sometimes I put mayo or miracle whip on that bitch. I know bologna is probably some of the worst shit you could possibly buy in the meat department but it's cheap and some times you catch a bad bounce and have to buckle down. Bagels or tortillas are nice because they have a longer shelf life than regular old bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyBlonde69 Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Once you've had steak you can't go back to bologna.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 if you broil steak you can come over. ill shower and try to look nice to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 sorry love, all i can do tonight is write. no sex to be had. divorce aint processed yet. im dont cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 bread.mustard.hell the fuck yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Best way to cook a steak Get a solid cast iron pan. Preheat your oven to 500° Put your pan on the range, get it smokin hot. Season the steak to taste. Cook the steak 2 min. and flip Cook the steak 2 min. and flip Take it off the range and throw the pan in the preheated oven. Cook 2 min. and flip Cook 2 min. Take it out of the oven, put it on a plate, and let it rest for a few min. This will smoke the fuck out of your place unless you have a commercial ventilation system. So be careful with your smoke detector if you live in an apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 bbq that motherfucker till its done. wait three beers and its done. flip at 1.5 beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyBlonde69 Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Awww, that's sweet. Drinking and barbecuing is fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 yeah, im nothing but soft butter cup loving to the heart. you in north califas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 i got food poisoning once from bad bologna. Terrible experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted May 11, 2003 Share Posted May 11, 2003 Originally posted by anonymity1 i got food poisoning once from bad bologna. Terrible experience. damn, I bet. The possibilities are endless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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