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i got the wrong bolts for my ikea chairs....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Feb 20, 2002.

  1. boogie hands

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    i got the wrong bolts for my ikea chairs....

    Discussion started by boogie hands - Feb 20, 2002

    so i get my 4 unassembled dinning room chairs from ikea today. im all excited, i lug the boxes up 3 floors and plop them down to assemble them. everything is going well and then i get to attaching the back rest. according to the diagram im supposed to have a bolt with one little fin on the end. apparently im supposed to bang this fin into the back rest so the bolt becomes flush and i can screw the nut onto the other end and secure it. well instead i have these bolts with boxes on the end, there is no way in hell im going to be able to pound a square into the back of this thing without breaking it, my other option is to not have the bolt flush with the surface and being the anal bastard that i am thats not even being considered. so now im going to have to put up with four unassembled chairs lying around my apartment for 2 or 3 weeks. then on top of that im going to have to write some retarded description on how the bolts i received are not the right ones and according to the diagram i need bolts with fins instead of boxes, ill probably just draw a picture....heres my chair except mine are beech instead of white because white furniture matches wicker and wicker is country as shit, i dont get down like that.....
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  2. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    For some reason im reminded of fight club...i dono why...the ikea that was near me was turned into a vans skate park long ago..but that was long ago..and i havent been back there since...i hear theres one across the street...
     
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  4. bobobi11

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    bobobi11 - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    Call the company rather than write, it will be faster. I call companies all the time if something is wrong with their product, even if it's not. I have gotten so many free parts from Little Tykes it's not even funny. Either the kids will break and or lose pieces, or I will get something from a garage sale without all the pieces. Little Tykes doesn't even ask, they just send the shit out and it arrives in a couple of days.
     
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  5. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    i got the same vibe haha...

    boogies new name is domesticated mcsuburbs
     
  6. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    hahha...right, you read my discription, you think im going to be able to verbally convey that?
    "yeah, ive got this bolt with the square on it, the instructions say i need the one with the fin......i dont know! its got a squre on the end!....look....alright, you know the bolts with the squre?....no?....alright, take a circle, then add a squre and then add the bolt....alright....i need one just like it except replace the square with a shark fin....what?....THE FUCKING SHARK FIN!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN GODDAMN PRODUCT?!?!"
    im going to write them....

    funny shit fr8lover...
     
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    Boogiehands vs. The Swedish Furniture Mafia

    Stay tuned for the whole story...
     
  8. bobobi11

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    bobobi11 - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    Actually dude you may be surprised. While these seem like fucked up little bolts to you I am sure the people at IKEA are very familiar with them. You would be surprised what kind of descriptions that customer service people are used to hearing. Worth a try.
     
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    Ski Mask - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    If its not somewhere on your sheet, I'm sure the IKEA CSR would have a inventory sheet for that product on the computer. They'd pull up your chair model and find the screw in no time...its worth a try anyways...
     
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    mental invalid - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    BOOGIE HANDS!!


    (oh wait, this isnt a poll...sorry...good luck with the chair....r)
     
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    boogie hands - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    actually i just found the inventory number for the bolt that should be included...ikea will be hearing from me shortly:heated:
     
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    ASER1NE - Replied Feb 20, 2002

    demand your money back , as well as the chairs...........it might work ( yeah i know it wont )
     
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    IKRAPPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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