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i accidentally ate car wax today

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Dec 21, 2004.

  1. HESHIANDET

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    i accidentally ate car wax today

    Discussion started by HESHIANDET - Dec 21, 2004

    i had just gotten out of the shower and i forgot i put mac and cheese in the oven. so i ran still wet and pulled it out. as i was fussing w/ the foil top i scratched in my ear. then i got cheese on ym scratching finger and instinctively licked it. fucking gross. it happened so fast that until i tasted that shit i didnt realize i was digging my ear and sticking my finger in my food or my mouth. im nasty when im home alone.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    hahaha
     
  3. fermentor666

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    fermentor666 - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    You're fucking awesome, dude.
     
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  4. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    i've done that before. how can what comes out of your nose taste so good, but what comes out of your ear taste so bad?
     
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  5. »§ÜGÅR«

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    »§ÜGÅR« - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    :yuck:

    awesome hesh.
     
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  6. why write?

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    why write? - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    ewwww....thats nasty
     
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    Resurrection - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT I EVER HEARD, PIMPIN'. YOU TRULY ARE A BALLIN-ASS NIGGA AND I RESPECT YOU FOR DAT. PROPS.
     
  8. HESHIANDET

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    HESHIANDET - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    thanks yall. i have my moments. who wants a date?
     
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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    how do you add people to your ignore list?

    :lol:

    ya cornball...
     
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  10. HESHIANDET

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    HESHIANDET - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    its about as easy as banning you
     
  11. »§ÜGÅR«

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    »§ÜGÅR« - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    :rudolph:
     
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  12. Resurrection

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    Resurrection - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    GO COP THE NEW 2PAC ALBUM. THAT SHIT IS HOT. BUT ON THE REAL, WHITEBOY EMINEM'S WHINY VOICE AND TUPAC DON'T GO TOGETHER. EMINEM CHANGED HIS VOICE OVER TIME BUT HE SOUNDED DOPER BACK IN THE DAY.
     
  13. Mr. Chad

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    Mr. Chad - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    earwax is a good source of protein








    seriously
     
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  14. kaesthebluntedwonder

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    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    Sometimes I'll be doing whatever, like talking to a girl, and I feel something very small kind of drop inside my ear. When she isn't looking I'll stick my pinky in my ear, and out comes a huge chunk of ear wax, it's the weirdest sensation. It just kind of breaks off from the rest of whatever it was stuck to and sits in my earlobe, until I tell my pinky to go remove it.
     
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    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Dec 21, 2004

    On a side note, has anyone one ever stuck their finger in their belly button, and smelled it? It's pretty much the same smell you would get from picking butt lint from your butt crack. That I don't get at all.
     
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