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i accidentally ate car wax today

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Dec 21, 2004.

  1. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    i had just gotten out of the shower and i forgot i put mac and cheese in the oven. so i ran still wet and pulled it out. as i was fussing w/ the foil top i scratched in my ear. then i got cheese on ym scratching finger and instinctively licked it. fucking gross. it happened so fast that until i tasted that shit i didnt realize i was digging my ear and sticking my finger in my food or my mouth. im nasty when im home alone.
     
  2. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  3. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    You're fucking awesome, dude.
     
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i've done that before. how can what comes out of your nose taste so good, but what comes out of your ear taste so bad?
     
  5. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
  6. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    ewwww....thats nasty
     
  7. Resurrection

    Resurrection Guest

    THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT I EVER HEARD, PIMPIN'. YOU TRULY ARE A BALLIN-ASS NIGGA AND I RESPECT YOU FOR DAT. PROPS.
     
  8. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    thanks yall. i have my moments. who wants a date?
     
  9. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    how do you add people to your ignore list?

    :lol:

    ya cornball...
     
  10. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    its about as easy as banning you
     
  11. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
  12. Resurrection

    Resurrection Guest

    GO COP THE NEW 2PAC ALBUM. THAT SHIT IS HOT. BUT ON THE REAL, WHITEBOY EMINEM'S WHINY VOICE AND TUPAC DON'T GO TOGETHER. EMINEM CHANGED HIS VOICE OVER TIME BUT HE SOUNDED DOPER BACK IN THE DAY.
     
  13. Mr. Chad

    Mr. Chad Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2004 Messages: 480 Likes Received: 0
    earwax is a good source of protein








    seriously
     
  14. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    Sometimes I'll be doing whatever, like talking to a girl, and I feel something very small kind of drop inside my ear. When she isn't looking I'll stick my pinky in my ear, and out comes a huge chunk of ear wax, it's the weirdest sensation. It just kind of breaks off from the rest of whatever it was stuck to and sits in my earlobe, until I tell my pinky to go remove it.
     
  15. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    On a side note, has anyone one ever stuck their finger in their belly button, and smelled it? It's pretty much the same smell you would get from picking butt lint from your butt crack. That I don't get at all.
     
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