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how to be a pimp:getting girl secrets to share

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by taper, Oct 12, 2001.

  1. taper

    taper Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2000 Messages: 4,509 Likes Received: 0
    share your own little secrets as to gettin the ladies. god knows we could all use some help....;) try to make this intresting and worthwhile
  2. you can start by not rocking with your cock out

    and stoping dumb threads and replies would be helpful...
  3. taper

    taper Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2000 Messages: 4,509 Likes Received: 0
    yo its not stupid its just something to joke around with. you got a better topic? lighten up i tell you gets no play then...:D ;)
  4. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    Man it seems like everyone wants to pimp. The reality of it all is dorks who are going somewhere "women want a future" get women. If you arent going somewhere the wmoen are going to find a guy who will. But if its pimping you want let me explain.
    First you have to listen son, I mean all the random shit that will fall out of a girls mouth. Pay close attention as she will tell you little things about her indirectly. Then you find one or two of those little things. "the shit could be flowers, cookies, a god damned cartoon, pics of cats" and you get it for her. Surprise her and try and be romantic, Iknow your probably some hard as on the net but simmer down when your with the lady. As she notices that you pay attention things rapidly move to an esclated relationship. Once you make sex an issue to only please her youll be a fucking legend. She will tell all her little buddies your nice and sincere and good in bed, they in turn will want to sleep with you. It becomes a vicious cycle of getting laid but its worth the initial effort.

    Ill take a box lunch at the Y
  5. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    Girl it's just skin. You've sucked your thumb right.... and you put my finger in your mouth. Well then what's up it is all skin.
  6. hahahhaha
    denzi got game

    "Lines from Dolomite, few tips from Goines..."
  7. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    you could start by not being a closed minded ignorant little biggot. then you could also grow the fuck up. i have no problem meeting beautiful intelligent girls because i have something to offer them. what do you have taper? bad letters in a sketch book and anti gay rhetoric? yeah man, that really wows them over. you cant expect quality girls to have interest in you unless you have something quality to give in return...
  8. bug

    bug Guest

    not true where i live. out of all my friends, i am the only one m,aking moves to have a good future. i'm getting into a field where starting pay is around 60 thousand with lots of opportunities to travel. all my friends work in restaurants and other shit jobs. some don't even work and live with theor parents. they get all the girls. i never meet any intelligent or at least interesting girls. the only women i meet that are interested in a guy that's going somewhere are the ones that wanna settle down and pop out a few babies already. not for me.
  9. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    Sorry BUG, Out here in cali that sems to be the majority rule, There are exceptions. I mean if your pumping up, or just look like a tough guy. I however am just chill and meet plenty of ladies, not all are hot, not all are intelligent, but the lasting impression seems to stake its claim. Good luck on your career bro. Peace.
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    bug, do you look like a monkey or something? do you smell like a fish? i saw a thing on tv once about this kid that smelled like a fish. kids were constantly clowning him. i used to have this hat once. it was a atlanta braves wool fitted hat... man, that thing smelled like shit. i dont know what to tell you.

    SIELOETTE Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,107 Likes Received: 0
    so whats the deal? you asking people on this site for chick advice? the "secrets" haha..thats funny..Just be yourself fool..Girls like guys who are pretty selective when it comes to their tatse in girls/..It makes the ladies feel special to be "special" to be the one he wants out of the rest..But then theres that big problem you see..it gets to the point when your not making sense to each other..and even the sex is pretty lame..so my advice is to start with good conversation..start with music..and dont go out to poke..find someone you can actually relate with..who knows ..you might actually like her!

    but then again I like tall artistic introverts..my weakness..

    tough um how do you say?...fools..are soo run of the mill..any one can tip their yankees hat up and drink shmitt with some other dudes..and run with some lame beat box sessions..grow a thin beard along the chin..occaisionally sport a black leather coat..but wear shell toes with it..wear silver chains..and talk down to ladies..its all about being the aloof person in the setting..the diamond in the rough so to speak....show some originality and spark..and she will think about you all night..and maybe in the morning too..

    but this has all been my experiance..sorry if anyone disagrees..word..
  12. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    note that the Analog Brothers have to "Pimp to Eat"....
    im not much of a "pimp"... i havent been with a girl in ages...im overly shy...i figure theres someone out there for me...just dont know who or when ill meet her...
  13. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    come on silo thin beards arent that bad are they? but i couldnt beat box to save my life...
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    yes... thin beards are bad.

    silo... you need to start an advice service. That's was right on point.

    Here's what I've learned....
    If you can make fun of yourself, you're witty and charming.
    If you make fun of them, you're an asshole. Draw the line gents.

    and back to CATS point about future...
    I honestly believe that women are attracted to a skill.
    It may go back to the 'provider/father' thing, but a real skill
    is hard to find. Think of janitors or carpenters. They have a skill,
    make some loot and build a home. Fine for a simple existance.
  15. bug

    bug Guest

    naw seeking, i'm an alright looking guy. and i smell pretty darn good. girls have told me i got that naturally good smell thing going like a little boy, no BO i've acxtually complimented on my smell many times. i don't need scented deodorant or cologne.

    and silo, be yourself? i agree, but not too many people can identify with myself. i'm interested in thought provoking intellectual stuff and pondering existence and shit like that, if i start talking like that to regular girls, i just get blank stares. i'm busy trying to build my carreer the only other interest i have is graff and music.
    1. graff- i don't tell anyone about it. not only for legal resons, but also due to the fact that most people think that its just downright degenerative beahior. big strike against me. i started telling people i "do art" thats not gonna last long seeing that i have 4 canvasses to show for it.
    2. music-i only know so called "underground" music, i know it sounds cheesy, i'm not trying to look like i'm cool by saying this, but i don't know anything about regular music that everyone listens to. Also i don't follow underground""music enough to carry a conversation about it with someone else taht's into it, cuz most people into that sort of thing are fanatics about it and know every project and recording going on in the world. the other day at work some girl starts talking to me about this song she loves that they play on the radio all the time, and i pretended to know waht she was talkin about for converstaion's sake, but the more she went off about it, it became quite obvious that i had no idea what she was talking about...
    my last girlfrfiend, i had nothing in common with her. i just didn't wanna feel lonely so i stayed with her. after i broke up with her i told myself never again will i get involved with someone i'm not interested in just to "have someone" that's pathetic.
    sorry, just ina cranky mood today