freeze Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 alright, my stupid fucking managers at a dumb ass restaurant i work at think i'm stealing shit from them. they have been giving me crap from the day i agreed to bartend for them. every damn week their numbers are short and they're convinced that i'm stealing well tequila, captain morgan, and get this, draft beer. the thing is, i'm not actually taking anything. i even quit behind the bar about a month ago because i was tired of it. it's gotten worse now though because i'm actually trying to put my degree to work, but if theft ever comes into the equation, i'm fucked. besides quitting before this shit goes too far, does anyone know of anything i should do to cover my ass so these fucks can't continue to fuck with me down the road? i'm worried about having a worthless degree because of these assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 talk to them shits about it, almost all you can do,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 yo i'll take a couple bottles of captain, can you hook it up. i like parrot bay, the coconut flavored shit. how much are you unloadin it for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Just be like "yo, I'm not stealing from y'all. Follow me around all day, every day if you want, but I'm not robbing you people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 nekro's suggestion sounds like the best, especially since i'm a waiter...i'd probably make more money too because i could talk shit about why my asshole managers are following me around everywhere. sounds kind of fun too because i could just pretend to get flustered and walk all around the restaurant pretending to look for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 piss in the peanut butter :huh2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 yo, i just sneezed.. ut the booger was just a string, so, bascially, i shot an 18 inch snot string outta my nose, and now it's dangling between my hand and my snot hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by freeze@Nov 25 2004, 03:32 AM alright, my stupid fucking managers at a dumb ass restaurant i work at think i'm stealing shit from them. they have been giving me crap from the day i agreed to bartend for them. every damn week their numbers are short and they're convinced that i'm stealing well tequila, captain morgan, and get this, draft beer. the thing is, i'm not actually taking anything. i even quit behind the bar about a month ago because i was tired of it. it's gotten worse now though because i'm actually trying to put my degree to work, but if theft ever comes into the equation, i'm fucked. besides quitting before this shit goes too far, does anyone know of anything i should do to cover my ass so these fucks can't continue to fuck with me down the road? i'm worried about having a worthless degree because of these assholes. Quoted post IVE HAD THE SAME SHIT HAPPEN. yo. it was over fucking 25 bucks. i couldnt believe it. i did not take it. this was years ago. I FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT, RIGHT UP IN THE BOSSES FACE, I WENT NUTS. some of the girls i worked with later told me they were scared i was gonna go flying fists of the prepcook on em. he believed me after that. the piece of shit never apologized. im actually friends with his wife still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 put your penis in their mouths....all of their mouths.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 well if they think youare, you may as well steal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 ^ i was thinking that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 thats always been my theory, to take shit if they think you are and have no way of proving or showing that you arent even though you arent, just start bringin home huge bottles of everyitng, like beer and vodka and wussy drinks like mikes for the ladies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Dont worry about the degree tip. Its their job to prove you guilty not your job to prove yourself innocent, they wont be able to prove you guilty if you wernt doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 this is america fat bastard, we say one thing and do another,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs@Nov 25 2004, 06:41 AM well if they think youare, you may as well steal. Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 I got fired from a job for "stealing" once. Actually it was for not fallowing cash register policy but this is right after $100 came up missing. I kinda wish I had stolen the hundred bones but instead I was able to prove that I was fired for a bunk reason and that they had no proof of me doing anything that could constitute them firing me so I got a nice unemployment check from em for a while. If you get fired always try to pull the unemployment route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Riedfly Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 did you guys know that employee theft is rapidly becoming the US' number one crime epidemic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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