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dear dr. seeking:

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Aug 10, 2003.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    dear dr. seeking,
    i've been staying with my folks for a couple of months while i attend this bartending school. recently, my mom invited her white trash sister up here to stay at their house while she searches for a job. she brought her 14 year old son with her, and he's a total fat ass.
    he does nothing but eat. i mean, damn. he ate all of my cereal. drinks milk and cokes like their water of the gods, and he follows me around like he has nothing better to do or can't find anything to do.
    i usually end up pretending that i'm asleep, just to be left alone.
    the other night he got into my paints and sprayed up a canvas...just a total waste of paint that i pay for...so, he leaves his shoes in my folks garage, i get drunk, and i pee all in those bitches. it was a sad revenge, but it made me feel alot better. i think he starts school tomorrow, so i'll give his shoes a good washing tonight...with piss!
    here's the other thing, i went to the store a while ago and bought some food for myself, but had to hide it in my car until the fat kid goes to bed....out of fear that he'll sneak in my temp room and eat it all.
    i'm out of here at the end of august, going back to my own place, etc...but i really don't like being at my folks house, and i really hate my white trsh aunt and her fucking fat ass son being here...they're draining my folks of money by just eating all of the time...fuckers...

    so, what should i do?

    sincerely,
    the mad shoe pisser
     
  2. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    did i mention that this kid goes through my shit?
     
  3. mr_president

    mr_president Banned

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    on 20's...

    smilies spinnin'

    :spin:
     
  4. mr_president

    mr_president Banned

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    on 20's...

    smilies spinnin'

    :spin:
     
  5. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    Punch him in the face. Problem solved.
     
  6. ares

    ares Member

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 8
    Theres always the laxitive in the marshmellow trick. That'll teach the fat kid not to eat your food, and he'll loose a bit of weight at the same time. Two birds, one stone. Good luck.
     
  7. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    man, i'm in my 20's, i can go to jail for hitting him. besides, that fuck shit up with my folks.

    there has to be some kind of solution where i can do this shit right and don't have to resort to violence...although i have felt like hitting the little shit in the jaw a few times.

    i just pretty much have been observing the bastards behaviour. i don't feel it's right for me to say shit to him since it isn't my house...but it is my stuff he goes through...tease is actually kinda right about me ebing a pussy about that...but if i say something, he'll tell his mom, who will in turn tell my mom, and my mom is sort of a bitch and would make it hard for me to be here for these last couple of weeks...
     
  8. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    laxatives in general area good idea...heh...oh, man...what about dog shit smeared on the inside of the tongue of his shoe??? he has school tomorrow...that'd make him really popular....in a way.....
     
  9. mr_president

    mr_president Banned

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    on 20's...

    smilies spinnin'

    :spin:
     
  10. slightly

    slightly Member

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    leave little surprises for him in your stuff, like a porn mag with a suicide note in it.

    or just tell him kindly that you dont like him going through your stuff and eating your food (given that you have labeled it and such)



    -slightly
     
  11. Evil Dee

    Evil Dee Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2003 Messages: 1,234 Likes Received: 1
    Laxatives in your food is a very good idea. I suggest you make that your priority.
    But when i catch my little brothers or their friends going through my shit, i pin them to a wall, smack in the guts or the throat, just to wind them a little, and then tell them what i'll do to them if i catch them in there again or if they go running off to my mum.
     
  12. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    the food really shouldn't have to be labeled...he is a guest here...when i'm a guest somewhere, i ask if i can get something unless otherwise told...ya know?

    the surprises....hmm...yeah, i feel that...

    tease-gotcha...i have this powerful watergun...he has school tomorrow...i think at about 4:00a.m., i'll go to the bedroom he's in and super soak his ass while yelling "this is a curtain call, bitch!!!"
     
  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    try to work it out so that the laxatives start to work while hes at school
     
  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    that could be verrrry interesting....heh...he could be the most popular kid in school in that other, bad way...heh.
     
  15. mr_president

    mr_president Banned

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    on 20's...

    smilies spinnin'

    :spin:
     
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