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casekonly

dear dr. seeking:

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dear dr. seeking,

i've been staying with my folks for a couple of months while i attend this bartending school. recently, my mom invited her white trash sister up here to stay at their house while she searches for a job. she brought her 14 year old son with her, and he's a total fat ass.

he does nothing but eat. i mean, damn. he ate all of my cereal. drinks milk and cokes like their water of the gods, and he follows me around like he has nothing better to do or can't find anything to do.

i usually end up pretending that i'm asleep, just to be left alone.

the other night he got into my paints and sprayed up a canvas...just a total waste of paint that i pay for...so, he leaves his shoes in my folks garage, i get drunk, and i pee all in those bitches. it was a sad revenge, but it made me feel alot better. i think he starts school tomorrow, so i'll give his shoes a good washing tonight...with piss!

here's the other thing, i went to the store a while ago and bought some food for myself, but had to hide it in my car until the fat kid goes to bed....out of fear that he'll sneak in my temp room and eat it all.

i'm out of here at the end of august, going back to my own place, etc...but i really don't like being at my folks house, and i really hate my white trsh aunt and her fucking fat ass son being here...they're draining my folks of money by just eating all of the time...fuckers...

 

so, what should i do?

 

sincerely,

the mad shoe pisser

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Theres always the laxitive in the marshmellow trick. That'll teach the fat kid not to eat your food, and he'll loose a bit of weight at the same time. Two birds, one stone. Good luck.

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man, i'm in my 20's, i can go to jail for hitting him. besides, that fuck shit up with my folks.

 

there has to be some kind of solution where i can do this shit right and don't have to resort to violence...although i have felt like hitting the little shit in the jaw a few times.

 

i just pretty much have been observing the bastards behaviour. i don't feel it's right for me to say shit to him since it isn't my house...but it is my stuff he goes through...tease is actually kinda right about me ebing a pussy about that...but if i say something, he'll tell his mom, who will in turn tell my mom, and my mom is sort of a bitch and would make it hard for me to be here for these last couple of weeks...

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laxatives in general area good idea...heh...oh, man...what about dog shit smeared on the inside of the tongue of his shoe??? he has school tomorrow...that'd make him really popular....in a way.....

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leave little surprises for him in your stuff, like a porn mag with a suicide note in it.

 

or just tell him kindly that you dont like him going through your stuff and eating your food (given that you have labeled it and such)

 

 

 

-slightly

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Laxatives in your food is a very good idea. I suggest you make that your priority.

But when i catch my little brothers or their friends going through my shit, i pin them to a wall, smack in the guts or the throat, just to wind them a little, and then tell them what i'll do to them if i catch them in there again or if they go running off to my mum.

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the food really shouldn't have to be labeled...he is a guest here...when i'm a guest somewhere, i ask if i can get something unless otherwise told...ya know?

 

the surprises....hmm...yeah, i feel that...

 

tease-gotcha...i have this powerful watergun...he has school tomorrow...i think at about 4:00a.m., i'll go to the bedroom he's in and super soak his ass while yelling "this is a curtain call, bitch!!!"

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that could be verrrry interesting....heh...he could be the most popular kid in school in that other, bad way...heh.

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Originally posted by slightly

leave little surprises for him in your stuff, like a porn mag with a suicide note in it.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

That was good. Yeah, you can get a bag of marshmellows, and in the morning, just be like, want some marshmellows, and leave 5 or so on a plate. If hes as big as a food whore as you've said, theres no way he can turn them down. Drop a couple pills in there, and he'll have a great day at school. The dog shit in the shoe is pretty cool to, but wouldn't he smell it? The super soaker thing is cool too! Man, I wish I could see what happens to this kid....Your going to scar him for life.

 

Oh, and to get back at him, try putting like a pack of zig zags, and an empty baggy in his room, or some porn, then let his mom know....

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hmmm....marshmallow laxatives...going to dig up some laxatives...

there's some cereal he always eats...i could dust it with laxative...hmmm...fun night ahead of me...

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Originally posted by casekonly

tease, fuck off. i've never told you that before, but now, i mean it. i know about you...i know about texas and those cats that won't let you come and write with them....you are the real bitch, dood.

 

:lol:

 

cats who wont let me come and paint with them? like who you faggot?

 

i paint with who i want to, and nobody else, i could give a fuck about all but 4 people who still paint around here, and i dont sweat painting with them either...

 

tongue my balls you fucking silly slut crying about a 14yr old fat kid eating up your shit and running shit IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE... stupid fuck...

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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