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Chronicles of Diddick

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    This thread is weak, man. Why the fuck would I start a thread on men’s experiences with women without having a story of my own?

    Ok, umm…I banged a chick from Cornwall, Ontario recently. She was fat, and for a full month, I was convinced that it was the best sex I had had in years. I think I loved her, but I never got to tell her because that slut had to go back home the next day.

    Weapon X/drunk bandwidth waster.
     
  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Everyone's had sex with a fat chick. It's like, a male right of passage...
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    if it's got a hole..........



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    [SIZE=2][b]FORE!!!!![/b][/SIZE]
     
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Let it be known, ive been known to doodle.
     
  5. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

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    YOU GOTTA SLAY THE DRAGON BEFORE YOU CAN GET THE PRINCESS
     
  6. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    :lol: :lol: earmuffs
     
  7. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

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    all tho ive slayed a few and yet......
     
  8. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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    Have you ever had sex with a fat chick, and in my case im really really thin.. you know so its like shes on top trying to get her shit going and mean while you can feel your pelvic bone and hips just struggling not to turn to dust under the pressure.. its a frightning feeling because.. you know you dont want to interupt her, shes got that mad cow expression but you know your leaving with some bruises and possible internal bleeding..
     
  9. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    Damn, I haven’t had that pleasure. Thanks for enlightening me! If you have any mental scarring, I think some health insurances have that “Skinny Dude Getting Ridden by a Fat Girl” policy you should maybe look into.
     
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    ^^^

    Hahahaha....I'm not skinny but it was still a very frightening experience....
     
  11. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    What about fucking a skinny chick? Like, a REALLY skinny chick? I almost did with a girl a while ago in the basement, but when I realized that her legs were hairy, I let her go.

    She was so damn skinny, I think I would have hurt myself (and her) real bad. Anyone have any experiences like that?
     
  12. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    i find really skinny chicks repulsive.
     
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    No, I know…I don’t know what I was thinking. I mean, I knew she was skinny, but she was wearing baggy jeans earlier in the day when I had met her. When she came over, I saw just how skinny she was, but I was horny as fuck, man. The leg hair on her had me kick her out, and I got some good reading in that night. Dude, she was, like, Lara Flynn Boyle skinny.
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ditto. any true ass or leg man likes meat on those bones
     
  15. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i just read this thread and i kept skipping it bcuz i thought you were talking about the movie...man, you got women on your mind TONITE...

    if i was a lesbian, my girl would be thick in all the right places...mmm mmm...lovely thought...
     
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