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China china china china

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ubejinxed, Oct 8, 2003.

  1. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    is a cool place even though i don't speak any of the language!

    just got back from a trip there. i must say Chinese people are super friendly.

    highlights, thought i'd share (just my personal experience, and i am by no means an authority)

    - chinese people do not hesitate to hock lugis anywhere anytime

    - they are super friendly and nice, and will just say random hellos when they notice you are not asian

    - they like to take pictures of blond girls even if they do not know them. my one friend is in over 20 photos across China. they were more interested in photos of her than the sights we were seeing.

    - if they do not know what a shot is and you explain it they give you free shots of whiskey for the rest of the evening(maybe just us)

    - they have bouncing dance floors and party hard on monday nights and most nights in the bigger cities

    - there are a lot of prostitutes that look normal

    - there are not many normal western style toilets, and there is not much free toilet paper

    - it is a crowded country, with some strange food

    - they have done some amazing things

    ok i'm sure there's more, but i need to get to work.

    and on the trip we went to these cities:


    lots of fun. i took 8 rolls of film, just need to get them developed.
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    did you ever think that you would be this blessed?
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Now I'm curious - what do eastern toilets look like?

    Glad you had a good time and made it back safely. Post pictures when you get 'em developed!
  4. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    te toilets are holes in the ground. ok for guys, annoying for girls. and they stink!

  5. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Oh my lord .. those are horrible. I'm sure there are piss splatters all over the place, too. And squat-shitting is the worst.
  6. We call'em turkish...we have these in the army. They're suposed to be more easy to clean...but they just SUCK...forget about reading the paper in there.

    Anyway, China!!! fuckinA..i really want to visit sometime.

  7. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    ive seen those toilets before..one question, say you lay a big long 12 inch turd in one of those....i cant see in the picture too well, but i dont see anywhere for it to go, or any button/lever that would even attempt to make it go to that place that it cant go, (especially in the pic on the right.)
  8. http://tec.uno.edu/noctiite/greece/extra_pages/ephesus/images/turkish_toilet2.JPG'>

    This picture sheds more light i guess
  9. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    :eek: talk about aiming, ....what if its a breached turd, it comes out sideways or something. are you supposed to scrape the rest down the the hole with that little brush.:
  10. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    What about diarhhea? Does it just go all over the floor from the splatter effect? I mean, we've all had some nasty shits that couldn't be contained in that shoebox called a toilet.
  11. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Al Pacino is the best actor ive ever seen act in my life.
  12. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    the toilets flush. but there is a serious splatter factor and i can't imagine using one while drunk and the balance is not 100%. luckily our hotel rooms had normal toilets, and i was always packing Tp.

    the trains actually offered western toilets too in the sleeper cars, i thought those would be the worst, but Tianamen square toilets were by far the worst.

    the toilets also had a star rating system, given by the tourist authority.

    i'm listening to my new Chinese music right now!!!! cool. VCD.

    anyone know ho wto play them at home in this format?

  13. Hahahaha, dude, you're the poop man and all but that thing is atleast 1meter x 1meter...i've never had an explosion with such a diameter...
    on a second though, it can really mess with your shoes and pants..yikes.

    For a full report, wait till i enlist...having to use them, and even worse clean them..will make me able to fill all the gaps.....

    oh lord...
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    lets not hijack this thread right into the pooper.

    ^ Did you go there?
    How much did the hookers cost?
    Did they wear too much make-up?
    uhh.. nevermind.

    [b]more reporting please![/b]
  15. umm, did the bordels have western or eastern toilets?...