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China china china china

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ubejinxed, Oct 8, 2003.

  1. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed 12oz Veteran Member

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    China china china china

    Discussion started by ubejinxed - Oct 8, 2003

    is a cool place even though i don't speak any of the language!

    just got back from a trip there. i must say Chinese people are super friendly.

    highlights, thought i'd share (just my personal experience, and i am by no means an authority)

    - chinese people do not hesitate to hock lugis anywhere anytime

    - they are super friendly and nice, and will just say random hellos when they notice you are not asian

    - they like to take pictures of blond girls even if they do not know them. my one friend is in over 20 photos across China. they were more interested in photos of her than the sights we were seeing.

    - if they do not know what a shot is and you explain it they give you free shots of whiskey for the rest of the evening(maybe just us)

    - they have bouncing dance floors and party hard on monday nights and most nights in the bigger cities

    - there are a lot of prostitutes that look normal

    - there are not many normal western style toilets, and there is not much free toilet paper

    - it is a crowded country, with some strange food

    - they have done some amazing things


    ok i'm sure there's more, but i need to get to work.

    and on the trip we went to these cities:

    Beijing
    Qufu
    Jin'an
    Shouzou
    Shanghai


    lots of fun. i took 8 rolls of film, just need to get them developed.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    did you ever think that you would be this blessed?
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    Now I'm curious - what do eastern toilets look like?

    Glad you had a good time and made it back safely. Post pictures when you get 'em developed!
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    te toilets are holes in the ground. ok for guys, annoying for girls. and they stink!


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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    Oh my lord .. those are horrible. I'm sure there are piss splatters all over the place, too. And squat-shitting is the worst.
     
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  6. imported_Tesseract - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    We call'em turkish...we have these in the army. They're suposed to be more easy to clean...but they just SUCK...forget about reading the paper in there.

    Anyway, China!!! fuckinA..i really want to visit sometime.

    POST FLICKS!!!!
     
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    im not witty - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    ive seen those toilets before..one question, say you lay a big long 12 inch turd in one of those....i cant see in the picture too well, but i dont see anywhere for it to go, or any button/lever that would even attempt to make it go to that place that it cant go, (especially in the pic on the right.)
     
  8. imported_Tesseract - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    http://tec.uno.edu/noctiite/greece/extra_pages/ephesus/images/turkish_toilet2.JPG'>

    This picture sheds more light i guess
     
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    im not witty - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    :eek: talk about aiming, ....what if its a breached turd, it comes out sideways or something. are you supposed to scrape the rest down the the hole with that little brush.:
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    What about diarhhea? Does it just go all over the floor from the splatter effect? I mean, we've all had some nasty shits that couldn't be contained in that shoebox called a toilet.
     
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    Al Pacino is the best actor ive ever seen act in my life.
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    the toilets flush. but there is a serious splatter factor and i can't imagine using one while drunk and the balance is not 100%. luckily our hotel rooms had normal toilets, and i was always packing Tp.

    the trains actually offered western toilets too in the sleeper cars, i thought those would be the worst, but Tianamen square toilets were by far the worst.

    the toilets also had a star rating system, given by the tourist authority.


    i'm listening to my new Chinese music right now!!!! cool. VCD.

    anyone know ho wto play them at home in this format?
     
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  13. imported_Tesseract - Replied Oct 8, 2003


    Hahahaha, dude, you're the poop man and all but that thing is atleast 1meter x 1meter...i've never had an explosion with such a diameter...
    on a second though, it can really mess with your shoes and pants..yikes.

    For a full report, wait till i enlist...having to use them, and even worse clean them..will make me able to fill all the gaps.....



    oh lord...
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    lets not hijack this thread right into the pooper.

    http://www.louisville.edu/~y0qi0001/chin-great-wall-lrg.gif'>
    ^ Did you go there?
    How much did the hookers cost?
    Did they wear too much make-up?
    uhh.. nevermind.


    [b]more reporting please![/b]
     
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  15. imported_Tesseract - Replied Oct 8, 2003

    umm, did the bordels have western or eastern toilets?...