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is a cool place even though i don't speak any of the language!

 

just got back from a trip there. i must say Chinese people are super friendly.

 

highlights, thought i'd share (just my personal experience, and i am by no means an authority)

 

- chinese people do not hesitate to hock lugis anywhere anytime

 

- they are super friendly and nice, and will just say random hellos when they notice you are not asian

 

- they like to take pictures of blond girls even if they do not know them. my one friend is in over 20 photos across China. they were more interested in photos of her than the sights we were seeing.

 

- if they do not know what a shot is and you explain it they give you free shots of whiskey for the rest of the evening(maybe just us)

 

- they have bouncing dance floors and party hard on monday nights and most nights in the bigger cities

 

- there are a lot of prostitutes that look normal

 

- there are not many normal western style toilets, and there is not much free toilet paper

 

- it is a crowded country, with some strange food

 

- they have done some amazing things

 

 

ok i'm sure there's more, but i need to get to work.

 

and on the trip we went to these cities:

 

Beijing

Qufu

Jin'an

Shouzou

Shanghai

 

 

lots of fun. i took 8 rolls of film, just need to get them developed.

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Now I'm curious - what do eastern toilets look like?

 

Glad you had a good time and made it back safely. Post pictures when you get 'em developed!

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Oh my lord .. those are horrible. I'm sure there are piss splatters all over the place, too. And squat-shitting is the worst.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

We call'em turkish...we have these in the army. They're suposed to be more easy to clean...but they just SUCK...forget about reading the paper in there.

 

Anyway, China!!! fuckinA..i really want to visit sometime.

 

POST FLICKS!!!!

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ive seen those toilets before..one question, say you lay a big long 12 inch turd in one of those....i cant see in the picture too well, but i dont see anywhere for it to go, or any button/lever that would even attempt to make it go to that place that it cant go, (especially in the pic on the right.)

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:eek: talk about aiming, ....what if its a breached turd, it comes out sideways or something. are you supposed to scrape the rest down the the hole with that little brush.:

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What about diarhhea? Does it just go all over the floor from the splatter effect? I mean, we've all had some nasty shits that couldn't be contained in that shoebox called a toilet.

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the toilets flush. but there is a serious splatter factor and i can't imagine using one while drunk and the balance is not 100%. luckily our hotel rooms had normal toilets, and i was always packing Tp.

 

the trains actually offered western toilets too in the sleeper cars, i thought those would be the worst, but Tianamen square toilets were by far the worst.

 

the toilets also had a star rating system, given by the tourist authority.

 

 

i'm listening to my new Chinese music right now!!!! cool. VCD.

 

anyone know ho wto play them at home in this format?

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

What about diarhhea? Does it just go all over the floor from the splatter effect? I mean, we've all had some nasty shits that couldn't be contained in that shoebox called a toilet.

 

 

Hahahaha, dude, you're the poop man and all but that thing is atleast 1meter x 1meter...i've never had an explosion with such a diameter...

on a second though, it can really mess with your shoes and pants..yikes.

 

For a full report, wait till i enlist...having to use them, and even worse clean them..will make me able to fill all the gaps.....

 

 

 

oh lord...

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umm, did the bordels have western or eastern toilets?...

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those toilets are the best.

 

i forgot to pull my pants all the way down to my ankles, and shitted in my underware.

 

i was told i had horrible form after i gave a demo to my family.

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i didn't get any prostitutes for myself. we met some cats who work in shanghai from the US who filled us in.

 

umm i went to

 

the great wall and did a lot of stairs

 

the forbidden palace

the summer palace

tianamen square

emperors tombs

confucious home/temple and burial ground

buddist temple

Mt Tai

taoist temple

some museum

some chinese traditional gardens

 

and some other places i can't recall right now. i have pics of eveything, but i flew in last night and i haven't gotten them developed yet.

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Originally posted by shaolinmasta

Al Pacino is the best actor ive ever seen act in my life.

It's true. He is a pure genius at his work.

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Originally posted by hulk hogan

those toilets are the best.

 

i forgot to pull my pants all the way down to my ankles, and shitted in my underware.

 

i was told i had horrible form after i gave a demo to my family.

 

 

ahaha

 

it's not that hard to do. thank goodness i never had to poo while in the public bathrooms

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i don't have time for a proper response..but that trip sounds like a lot of fun.

 

the eastern world is very interesting.

so profoundly different..

 

i really wanna get back for another visit.

 

i wanna see flicks!!

 

i used one of those pans in singapore.

it was fine (but then again, it was clean singapore)

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<span style='color:black'>Sounds like you had fun. Was it business or pleasure? And the question that's been on my mind for the past two weeks is "What did ya get me, what did ya get me, what did ya get me?</span>;)

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Originally posted by !@#$%

(but then again, it was clean singapore)

 

Singapore was a wild city but I had some serious

problems with it. We were staying off the water in

this huge hotel / conference center / mall and there

was absolutely no real community. I'd have to venture

into the city to find anything. Now the real interesting

areas were the Arab and Indian zones, but everything

seemed run down and poor compared to the Chinese zone.

The classism based on race was just too obvious everywhere.

 

but the botanical gardens were some of the best I've ever seen.

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