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Binladen online,

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by T.T Boy, Sep 19, 2001.

  1. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    well, apparently hes online and has something to do with pittsburg graffiti.

    Bimladin: KILL
    bfresh764: right
    bfresh764: and you qould be?
    Bimladin: LIK MY BALL
    bfresh764: eat my ass.
    Bimladin: YOURE DED
    bfresh764: o.k, kill me.
    Bimladin: DIE BICH
    bfresh764: go to hell.
    bfresh764: and youre supposed to scare me how?
    bfresh764: o.k, so youre a gangsta...... well, thug life homie
    Bimladin: DIE BITX
    bfresh764: bitx........ hmm. dont know what that is
    Bimladin: FAGGITS
    bfresh764: yea, fuck em.
    Bimladin: LIEK YUE
    bfresh764: yea, fuck me and fuck you. lets all kill ourselves
    Bimladin: Graffiti Pittsburgh
    bfresh764: how did i know....
    Bimladin: WHAT!!!!!!!!!
    bfresh764: you were associated with graffiti
    Bimladin: DO YOU HA8 GRAFFITI
    bfresh764: yea, i do. its gay. hey, i need a smoke... you got one?

    anyone else get this guy iming you? im guessing its one of the folks from here. kinda senseless really.
  2. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
  3. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    hahahaha thats the funnyest picture i have ever seen. DOPE!


    Joined: Sep 19, 2001 Messages: 14 Likes Received: 0
    Bimladin: KILL
    ThugBenzino: I did, last wednesday
    ThugBenzino: Who are you pussy?
    Bimladin: LIK MY BALL
    ThugBenzino: I'll kill you
    Bimladin: YOURE DED
    ThugBenzino: Look at my teeth
    Bimladin: WHAT?
    ThugBenzino:I said look at my marvelous grill before I kill you
    ThugBenzino: You looking?
    Bimladin: YUE SCARE MEW
    ThugBenzino: That's right bitch nigga.
    Bimladin: I SARRY

    Here's a picture of my teeth
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest


    Did you see the special Islamic "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" that aired on Sunday night? I believe the State Department is using this as evidence to back up their claim that Osama was involved in the attacks on the United States:
    Saddam: "Ok, we're back. Thanks to our sponsor 'Terror Airlines'. When you absolutely positively need to piss off a superpower, kill thousands of innocent people, and waken a sleeping giant to come after you, your family, your family's family, and your herd of concubine goats, choose Terror Air. Sitting in the hot seat, in more ways than one, is Osama Bin Laden. Osama, it says here one of your hobbies is goat fucking. How long have you been doing 'The Billy Goat Gruff'?"

    Goat Fucker: "Well, Saddam, I started off with sheep. One of the great things about wearing a thawb is there's no zippers to frighten the animals when you sneak up behind 'em."

    Saddam: "Yes, yes, that's true. I've enjoyed many a farm animal. Ok, this is for 125,000 rupees. Were you responsible for the cowardly attack on the USS Cole in Yemen?"

    GF: "Hmm, Saddam, good question. You know, when I'm in the mood for dysentery, I like to head down to Yemen. See what targets of the Great Satan are lurking about. So, the answer is yes, I am responsible."

    Saddam: "Final answer?"

    GF: "Yes, final answer."

    Saddam: "You're RIGHT for 125,000 rupees! Tell me, what did you think of the quality of goats in Yemen?"

    GF: "I was pleased. They're not very smart goats, so they just stand there for as long as you need 'em to."

    Saddam: "Very well. Ok, we're up to the 250,000 rupee question. If you miss this one, you go back to 32,000."

    GF: "This is as nerve wracking as handling chemical weapons!"

    Saddam: "Oh, I 'Kurd' tell you about that, ha ha ha! All right, were you responsible for the embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania?"

    GF: "That's a tough one. Can I call a friend?"

    Saddam: "Do you have any?"

    GF: "Yeah, there's Quadaffi."

    Saddam: "Ok, AT&T, when you're done calling people at supper to get 'em to change their long distance service, can you get Mohamar on the line?"

    Mohamar: "Hello?"

    Saddam: "Mo! This is Curly! I've got Larry here in the hot seat and he's working on pissing off the Americans even more than they already are."

    Mohamar: "That old goat fucker!"

    Saddam: "The very same! Ok, Osama, go for it."

    GF: "Mo, was I responsible for the embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania?"

    Mohamar: "Oh hell yeah. Don't you remember we were watching that movie 'There's Something About Allah.' You asked me and Curly if we wanted some popcorn. You fired up your AOL account -- Allah On Line -- and fired off a couple of 'instant jihads'. Hell, Lar', Curly and I thought you were in the Goat Chat Room . . . " [click]

    Saddam: "Well, that was a quick thirty seconds. Mo seemed pretty confident that it was you . What do you say, Osama?"

    GF: "Well, he did seem to remember the details. So, yes, my answer is yes, I was responsible. Final answer."

    Saddam: "And you're RIGHT for 250,000 rupees! Well done. Ok, now we're going on to the 500,000 rupee question. How you feeling?"

    GF: "It's a little nerve wracking. But, hell, it's no worse than going through the security checkpoint at Logan International!"

    Saddam: "Oh you *rascal* you! You've got 250,000 rupees. We're going for a half million. Tell me: were you responsible for the 1993 World Trade Center bombing? Yes? Hell Yes? No? Quaker Oatmeal?"

    GF: "Saddam, can we do the 50/50?"

    Saddam: "Sure, let's do that. Can someone clear the desert sand out of the computer so it can take away two wrong answers? Well, look at what's left. There's 'yes' and 'Quaker Oatmeal'."

    GF: "I don't know about this. You'd think that I would be responsible, but lots of people in New York eat oatmeal, so maybe that's the right answer."

    Saddam: "You stand to lose a lot of rupees that you could be spending in Pakistan when they come get you if you get this wrong."

    GF: "I know, I know. Ok, I'm just going to take a guess. 'Yes'? Final answer."

    Saddam: "And you're RIGHT for 1/2 million rupees!"

    GF: "Wow -- this is incredible. You know, when I hired that blind asshole, Omar Abdel Rahman, to mastermind the bombing, I didn't realize how incompetent he'd be. He could have taken out Crazy Eddie's or the Metro Library for all I know. Wow, Saddam, I was really just taking a stab in the dark."

    Saddam: "Et tu, Brutus? Ok, here we go. One million rupees. Were you responsible for the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001?"

    GF: "Absolutely not."

    Saddam: "You seem sure about this. You want to take a minute to think about your answer? It's for one million rupees."

    GF: "No. I'm sure of it. No. I'm not responsible at all."

    Saddam: "Final answer?"

    GF: "Final answer."

    Saddam: "I'm sorry, Osama, that's not right. The CIA and the FBI have linked those attacks right to you."

    GF: "What a crock of shit. I didn't do it. I swear on my own mother's grave right next to the brothel where she worked all of her life. Wait. Do you hear that sound?"

    Saddam: "Yeah, that's the sound of an American B-52. You can tell when they release their payload by the throttling up of the engines . . . yeah, just like that . . .
  6. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    im not sure if it was right but i laughed pretty hard at that.....

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
  7. Mr.LonelyHeart

    Mr.LonelyHeart Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2001 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 0
    bump for "bimladen"...wrong but funny

    who's the mac?...


    im not sure either but i laughed tears into my eyes. funny ass shit.

    _ -o
  9. reke

    reke New Jack

    Joined: Jul 25, 2001 Messages: 6 Likes Received: 0
    lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  10. realdeal187

    realdeal187 New Jack

    Joined: Jul 24, 2001 Messages: 92 Likes Received: 0
    lol...... that's the best way to start a conversation with the word "kill".... classic as fuck
  11. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    That rave picture is the shit, someone let me know where more of that shit is.

    One day I hope they make an action figure out of me.
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    And the best:


    [This message has been edited by El Mamerro (edited 09-20-2001).]
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    mr metallix2 New Jack

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    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  15. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    holy shit thats one of the funniest posts ever.