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shameless self promotion

You might not be the best looking girl here..

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But beauty is only a light switch away.

 

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

 

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

 

Pick up lines..lets hear em, ill think of more later!

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Guest willy.wonka

you are nothing to me......wanna fuck?

 

excuse me....whats your name?oh!i thought that you were my highschool sweetheart..

some girl luaghed at me and told me how smooth i was...pshhhh

i really thought she was my highschool sweetheart..

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

ever do it with a left handed, blond, pollock?... you want to?

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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

 

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

 

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

 

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

 

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.

 

I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?

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Guest MR BOJANGLES
Originally posted by shameless self promotion

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

hahahahahahhahahah!

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Guest mind fuck

I aint fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock.

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Guest willy.wonka

go to disney land with these lines

 

i pulled 17 from there and had girls calling me from all over the U.S.of.A

 

 

i like the halves on a bastard too...

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Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch).

 

Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN".

 

Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

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Guest willy.wonka

ha!shameless

 

thats some tight stuff...

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

oh and, my fav..

 

Excuse me, you wanna dance?

(yes)...ok lets dance!

(no)....no no no, you heard me wrong, i said you look fat in those pants!!

 

hahahahahahaha

It works so beautifully well!!!hehehehehe

 

man those lines are king!

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Guest Eski

*to any person working behind the counter*

 

pack of cigs and a fuck thanks

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Guest Pilau Hands

Hey there, you look like someone with a self-esteem problem...

 

Could I have gender-confusing sex with you, and steal your identity?

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Guest catwash
Originally posted by Mr. ABC

show me the gateway to your guts you fat slut

 

best yet!

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#502

 

If you were a booger, i would pick you first.

 

Originally posted by shameless self promotion

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

 

:confused:

 

anyways...i cant pick up girls worth shit, so i give them a smile and look away...unless they are around my friends, then i just introduce myself...thats it...i know i cant get any so why bother

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Originally posted by Eski

*to any person working behind the counter*

 

pack of cigs and a fuck thanks

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

 

Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.

 

Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

 

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

 

Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?

 

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. :king:

 

and finally my fav..

 

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?:D :D :D :D

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Re: #502

 

anyways...i cant pick up girls worth shit, so i give them a smile and look away...unless they are around my friends, then i just introduce myself...thats it...i know i cant get any so why bother [/b]

 

thats the spirit

 

but what about, hi my name is ______ would you like to go out on a date with me?

 

 

 

^wak, just use the brick it takes out the middle man

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