KILZ FILLZ Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 https://www.snowballsunderwear.com/blogs/snowballs-tips-tricks/do-you-have-a-condom-no-but-i-have-a-sperm-switch-on-my-balls 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 (edited) I'd just upgrade to the massive loads enabling model, and still wear a condom to spice up my water balloon game. Edited March 16, 2022 by Mercer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 16, 2022 Author Share Posted March 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, Mercer said: I'd just upgrade to the massive loads enabling model, and still wear a condom to spice up my water balloon game. https://gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load These reviews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, KILZ FILLZ said: https://gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load These reviews After the 10% discount came up, I had visions of myself walking into the kitchen next time my wife has female guests, not saying a word, and making a 64oz thicc smoothie of this. Than ghosting while leaving the largest container they make of this out on the kitchen counter with a cringe cam inside running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 16, 2022 Author Share Posted March 16, 2022 Super-Soaker? more like soupy, soaked, “her” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Mercer said: I'd just upgrade to the massive loads enabling model, and still wear a condom to spice up my water balloon game. Or if it came with Bluetooth connectivity to fire off on your prostate and make that hoe shoot like a sprinkler or to the beat of a song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 (edited) One day you'll be able to clone someone else's testicle, like an enemy's, and have it installed as a 3rd you can switch to when you're smashing child support prone females . Edited March 16, 2022 by Mercer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 (edited) Dudes need contraptions, meanwhile I am over here shooting unprotected into sniz…… /noragrets /vasectomyoner Edited March 17, 2022 by fat ralphy 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 it is the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 I had this dumb ass friend one time. (no longer friends) he got a vasectomy without tellin his wife. (she knew eventually) he fucked everything in sight. When he was able to sex again he was upset that ejaculate still came out. He thought with a vasectomy he would produce no fluids. omg he was so fucking dumb. this would have been the better option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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