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You may be a Taliban if....

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Bit of Islamic cheer for Christmas in the serious section....

 

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

 

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't

afford shoes.

 

3. You have more wives than teeth.

 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

 

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your

clothing.

 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting

off roadside bombs.

 

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least

four.

 

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat

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would prop you but need to spread it around before propping you again.

 

Nice to see something light hearted in Crossfire!! I liked 5,8 and 9

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very funny..

ipropped

In the spirit of crossfire I do need to point put that most Taliban don"t row Opium, our friends the Northern Alliance do.

Anyways.

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plenty of taliban 'round these parts grow opium. and weed. football field sized weed fields. its really quite impressive.

 

burning bunkers w/ over 3 tons of weed is also pretty neat

 

 

11. you think its better to rape little boys than have premarital sex.

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these dudes live in the desert right^^^^ why haven't they gotten

up on the brimmed turban? Keep the sun out ya eyes

 

These Taliban types are on some other shit. Talk about

moral hypocrites. All that Heroin is just another weapon.

I'm sure thats how they consider it... My patience for

these people is wearing very thin.

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yo fist. get rich. introduce and market the brimmed turban

 

These people couldnt be more different than us.

Why dont we just let them do they thing and leave

them alone. Problem solved. Every so often we

carpet bomb they poppy fields just to piss them

off

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