DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 if it makes you feel any better, while i was in highschool, i was having asscrack surgery once a year at least for cysts. yes. fucking asscrack surgery. i imagine it's not as painful as ballsack surgery, but anytime you move your spine, you get this feeling like someone's holding a blowtorch on your asscrack. it's not pleasant. but at the end of it, you get many many many refills of very strong (not generic) painkillers. How the fuck do you shit after asscrack surgery? Were you hooked up to a colostomy bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 A few months ago I had an infected cyst on my ball sack which grew to a decent size over a couple of days before anything could be done about it. After having two old Irish doctors discuss my condition while touching my sack for a good 10minutes they decided to stab me in the nut with a needle and then slice open the cyst to let it bleed out. Needless to say this was uncomfortable BUT as they wouldnt give me painkillers I just got some off my bro and took a few days off work to watch dvds and think un sexy thoughts. Also it smelt like dead animals around that general area for a week or so after. Goodluck with your scrotum homie LOLWUT??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 ^Fuck... I was gonna post Half Sack in response to Knee Grow's post, but I forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Yeah thats what you got for free clinic shit i guess. Got given some anti-biotics and told to go home and take some paracetemol. That shit doesnt even get rid of my headache I doubt its going to relieve my wounded ball pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 How the fuck do you shit after asscrack surgery? Were you hooked up to a colostomy bag? no, i was able to shit just fine. i just had a gaping hole in my upper-asscrack stuffed with gauze. that shit took like fucking 2 months to heal since i couldn't wait for it to finish, and just ended up trying to go skateboarding, and ended up ripping it more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 So it's kind of like the doctors tore you a new ass? And then you tore your new ass up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Wheres KGP at, we wanna hear the story again. Cough. /Nopunintended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 My boy got that asscrack shit... same deal from working out... he gets the cysts for some reason... when he's not lifting, they don't come around... and this dude is like, disciplined... doesn't lift stupid, doesn't use all that fucking gumby gold powdered bullshit, eats king status, fish, salads, good protiens.... bump half-sack, SOA dope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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