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ball surgery disappreciation thread

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so right now i have an inguinal hernia. it's basically just a hernia that broke through, and somehow ended up in my ballsack.

 

yeah.

 

 

in my fucking ballsack.

 

 

so i've been looking around and the only way to fix this is surgery, which basically means they have to SOMEHOW get into my sack, push this shit back in, and sew it up. i'm tempted to not even worry about it because it doesn't give me pain or anything, but the doc said thats not a good idea. plus it can cause infertility/serious shit if it goes unchecked.

 

 

i just had an ultrasound on my balls yesterday to look around, and that wasn't fun either.

 

 

i'm not that terribly worried about it, but i've heard/read the term "groin incision" WAYYYY too many times in the past couple days :o

 

anybody had any shit like this? :lol:

 

 

edit- wikipedia link, if anybody cares... there are pictures of dicks on there. beware.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inguinal_hernia

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i've never had a hernia or ball surgery so that shit sucks

 

i do have a story about a friend though

 

i'm not sure how many of you know bmx riding and dirt jumping

but my friend had to bail after going off a jump wrong and some how when he landed on his brake lever, went through his pants and into his sack

 

he didn't loose any but that shit must have been horrible

 

 

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i had an intestinal wall strain, which was a light hernia basically, like a pre-hernia...

 

it hurt my balls bad enough that I dont wanna know what the real thing is like

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I has to go into surgery for what they thought was the same thing but turned out something less serious. Anyways, the surgery was fine. You go in, they put you under, you wake up, chill for an hour, then have someone come pick you up. Done deal.

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I has to go into surgery for what they thought was the same thing but turned out something less serious. Anyways, the surgery was fine. You go in, they put you under, you wake up, chill for an hour, then have someone come pick you up. Done deal.

 

 

ahh word, did you have a variococele or whatever?

 

i've done some investigating haha

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shit. im afraid i have somethin like this now. no insurance oner

 

have you gone to the doctor yet? if not, i can help you get health insurance.

 

pm me what state you live in, we'll talk it over.

 

 

 

unless you're poor, if you're fucking broke don't bother...

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ahh word, did you have a variococele or whatever?

 

i've done some investigating haha

 

All they did was put in an IV. Wheel me into surgery. Knock me out. I wake up a little bit later. Drink some apple juice. Throw it up from the knock out gas and go home. They gave me some Oxy's but I didnt even need them at all.

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didnt you have a hernia chops?or was that someone else?

 

Naw was'nt me dude.

 

I did have an awesome pizza earlier though.

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Im currently travelling and wont be home for at least 7 months. I've had pains in my balls for the last 2 years and now its just getting quite bad + Ive been kicked in the groin really hard twice this year from MT training. I want to see a doctor but because I am in Canada and not Aust, it's going to be really expensive. I know this is the wrong place to ask but if you were in my position would you wait 7 months or get it looked at asap.

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You've had pain in your balls for 2 years and you haven't had it checked out? and you're debating if you should wait another 7 months to get it looked at? Have fun with that.

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When I was getting a vasectomy the doctor fucked up and nicked a blood vessel. I spent three weeks on the couch taking percocet and playing grand theft auto with a nutsack the size of a grapefruit. Had corrective surgery to remove the clotted blood.

 

I also had a staph infection on my ballsack about a year after and they had to lance it.

 

My balls have been though the ringer. Best of luck.

 

Good Times,

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Wow man that sounds like a shitty situation, but at least your balls are not in excruciating pain.

 

anyway, Good luck with your balls man.

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i had a surgery similar to this when i was about 5. they made the incisions on my lower stomach though. all i remember is peeing blood and going to see the doctor. i also seem to recall being put under and throwing up after surgery but those are probably just my imagination making memories of things people told me about. i got a my pet monster out of the deal though, so it was a win.

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I had a friend nut himself on a spine with his bike.......ugly.

 

Friend somehow lost circulation to his balls, whilst boomin'.

He got to go to the hospital while on mushrooms.

 

 

Not too much fun.

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1st off, this thread makes me shrivel like a slug with salt poured on it, too painful.

2nd, I can't believe you posted this about yourself. I'd say you're going to be the butt of all our jokes, but it's more like the balls.

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my dude fucked his balls up really bad skating a rail when he was younger.

the injury was caught on film by one of his boys and they tried to make me watch it recently but i refused because i am a pussy and seeing shit like that does not sit well with me.

they still work and everything, but you can feel like a little knot inside of one of them which sorta weirded me out the first time i felt it. but now i'm cool with it.

balls!

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