Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
Guest HESHIANDET

flying poo

Recommended Posts

Guest HESHIANDET

so im at work right now. the toilets here are the industrial kind, the high pressure rest stop kind. so i go to poop about 5 minutes ago. i poop. i wipe. i flush. as i am flushing i hear a weird noise from the toilet and all of a sudden my poop is being ejected from the toilet along w/ a pretty steady stream of water. the poop narrowly (*sp) misses my pants and shoes and plops onto the floor. im hysterical laughing at this point and don't know what to do. i took a whole roll of tp and picked my poo up and put it in the toilet. ahhhhh my life is grand:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest imported_El Mamerro

Hahahahaha, did you try it again to see if it worked? Maybe you can trick one of your coworkers. Tell them there's a HUGE turd they HAVE to see in the bathroom, and when they come in to look at it, flush that shit.

 

Facial poo smack like whoa. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract

HAHAHAHAHA, funny shit (literaly)

 

 

 

 

 

 

The same thing happened to me in a way, only a rat came out of the toilet, it smells as bad as poo but it also bites,

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

my friend took a huge ass shit in my tiolet once and it clogged up....so he took some shiskabob sticks, picked it out of the toilet, and put in into a super market bag......hes walking around my house with a bag full of shit thats dripping all over my floor....as hes walking out the door the door with teh bag of shit, my mom sees him and asks him wats in the bag and he tells her its a present and walks out the door

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

what the fuck? was his shit like half diarrhea??

 

listening to CJ Stone - Into the Sea (Green Court Remix)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

whoa buddy, i think that i have never ever ever, laughed as hard as i did when i read this post...fucking off the hook, i about pissed all over myself when mamerro...i thought this would be a gay ass thread when i read the name, but hesh i have total faith in your thead abilities...jeeebus, im still laughing...thanks for making my day alot better.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×