Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 so im at work right now. the toilets here are the industrial kind, the high pressure rest stop kind. so i go to poop about 5 minutes ago. i poop. i wipe. i flush. as i am flushing i hear a weird noise from the toilet and all of a sudden my poop is being ejected from the toilet along w/ a pretty steady stream of water. the poop narrowly (*sp) misses my pants and shoes and plops onto the floor. im hysterical laughing at this point and don't know what to do. i took a whole roll of tp and picked my poo up and put it in the toilet. ahhhhh my life is grand:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 bonus. just like the movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Hahahahaha, did you try it again to see if it worked? Maybe you can trick one of your coworkers. Tell them there's a HUGE turd they HAVE to see in the bathroom, and when they come in to look at it, flush that shit. Facial poo smack like whoa. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 hahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 Hahahaha. "10 degrees latitude, 35 degrees longitude, ready, aim, fire!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool ra-ul Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 maybe the toilet got tired of takin everyones shit:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Beans Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 awww man u was thinking on that joke ...good job guy:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 thats some funny shit :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 that is pretty messed up, but i like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 hahhaha....holy fuck, i wish i had things like that to brighten my days..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 sounds like you had a lucky escape man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 that may be the funniest thing i have ever heard, you should go back and try and get footage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 nnnnnNNNNNICCCE!!! VIVA HE$H VEGAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 HAHAHAHAHA, funny shit (literaly) The same thing happened to me in a way, only a rat came out of the toilet, it smells as bad as poo but it also bites, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 :lol: "3 logs" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 my friend took a huge ass shit in my tiolet once and it clogged up....so he took some shiskabob sticks, picked it out of the toilet, and put in into a super market bag......hes walking around my house with a bag full of shit thats dripping all over my floor....as hes walking out the door the door with teh bag of shit, my mom sees him and asks him wats in the bag and he tells her its a present and walks out the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aztek4two1 Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 gee wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 what the fuck? was his shit like half diarrhea?? listening to CJ Stone - Into the Sea (Green Court Remix) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 28, 2001 Share Posted December 28, 2001 whoa buddy, i think that i have never ever ever, laughed as hard as i did when i read this post...fucking off the hook, i about pissed all over myself when mamerro...i thought this would be a gay ass thread when i read the name, but hesh i have total faith in your thead abilities...jeeebus, im still laughing...thanks for making my day alot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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